Tennis rackets.

[vivandorron]

I think it about time that a halt was called to the unnecessary grunting and groaning from tennis players. Surely Wimbledon Officialdom can insist on an end to the racket which is made by individuals such as Maria Sharapova.

It is my view that the banshee ball bashers should be banned.

Ron.

[emmie]

i agree the noise is very off putting. Most unladylike...

[rowanwitch]

and serving no purpose other than to put off ones opponent....

[joggerjayne]

Perhaps we should start grunting when we post ...



"HUURRRGHHHH !!"

[rowanwitch]

gneeeeaaaaagh

[joggerjayne]

But we should only do this during Wimbledon fortnight.



"HNUURRRHHHH !!"

[rowanwitch]

Gnerrrrrgh
longest rally so far

[carrust]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN...I'm constipated

[joggerjayne]

LOL ... Hello, carrust.



"HNUURRRGHHHH !!"

[rowanwitch]

play a let... or in Carrusts case Toilet...yearrrrrgh

[carrust]

Kaaaapowwwwwwww. I'm Batman........

[vivandorron]

Guess I arsed for that carrust.

Ron

[carrust]

Groannnnnnnnnnnnn @ rons joke.

[joggerjayne]

Come on, vivandron ...

We're all making serving grunts with our posts for the next two weeks (or until it gets REALLY annoying).



"HNUURRRGHHHH !!"

[joeluke]

What does it matter what noise they make?

....or does tennis have to be played in silence like snooker?

[vivandorron]

I also groan at his joke.

Viv.

[joggerjayne]

Wouldn't it be good if snooker players sterted doing grunts, as well.



"HNUURRRGHHHH !!"

[rowanwitch]

and those soooo ladylike gymnasts...Aaaaaargh--gruuuuunnnnnnt

[joggerjayne]

I wonder if gymnasts ever suffer from flatulence during their routines?



"HNYAAAARRGHHHH !!"

[rowanwitch]

sure to with abdominal compression.....GNAAARRRRRGH

[joggerjayne]

I must remember to listen, during the quiet bits, for evidence of the gymnasts "squeaking one out", LOL.



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