What Flavor ?

[Chipchopper]

A man walks into a corner shop and asks the shopkeeper: "do you have any helicopter flavored crisps please ?".

Shopkeeper: "sorry Sir, we only have plain"

[Patsy33]

With that, did you take off?..

[Arksided]

He was probably propelled out of there.

[Patsy33]

Do you think he felt in -salted?...

[DTCwordfan]

sounds like a disaster in the making.

[DTCwordfan]

and do you have a Lynx on this?

[Arksided]

I hope he was 'Ready'

[DTCwordfan]

my final one, A packet of crisps walks into a pub. The barman says “sorry, we don’t serve food here”.

[Patsy33]

Are you pickled?

[Arksided]

That is one seriously ambitious potato.

[Hopkirk]

Packet in.

[Patsy33]

This joke is a bit cheesy....

[DTCwordfan]

I was out driving the other day and I spotted two packets of cheese & onion crisps walking down the A30.

I stopped the Lamborghini and said, “Do you want a lift”.

“No thanks”, they replied, “We’re Walkers”.

[marval]

Went to the circus and saw some clowns with tightrope walkers. Oddest flavour of crisps yet.

[Shaglene]

What has 22 legs, is yellow and crunches? The Chinese football team eating crisps.......

[Old_Geezer]

You could translate it all to English before posting :-(
I'll have to use Google translate American --> English.

[Patsy33]

Should've gone to Westlands.....