Quit My Job!

[Berniecuddles2]

I've just quit my job at a helium balloon factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice!

[Berniecuddles2]

Just quit my job at the spirograph factory
I was going round in circles!

[Berniecuddles2]

Qit my job as a farmer all that ploughing
Felt like I was in a rut!

[Patsy33]

Omg BC. I was just going to send exact joke!....

[Berniecuddles2]

great minds lol

[Patsy33]

I had to quit going down the sewers. It was a shiitt job. I felt really down. I must admit, it caused a bit of a stink!

[marval]

I quit my job at The Energizer Battery Company.
They expected me to keep going, and going, and going.

[Berniecuddles2]

lol looks like you still are!

[Berniecuddles2]

Had to quit a job in a butchers with shelves that were eight foot off the ground. The steaks were too high.

[marval]

lol, I don't know what happened there.

[Berniecuddles2]

Pmsl that was a long one lol

[Patsy33]

Haha Marval. What a waste of space!

[marval]

I hope that was the joke and not me Patsy.

[DTCwordfan]

I had to give up my job as a ship's lookout.

I was up in ships crows nest, when a seagull *** in my eye - now I am blind. It was me first day with that efffing hook.

[Berniecuddles2]

I quit my job as a miner
It was the pits!