Fish Shop

[Chipchopper]

Question: What did the disgruntled customer say to the fishmonger, after a long period illness with food poisoning ?
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Answer: Long time no sea!

[marval]

Oh cod, you are skating on thin ice there chip.

[Patsy33]

What made you throw that one up?....

[Tilly2]

Salmon Ella?

[Patsy33]

I think she has a gut feeling that's what it was Tilly..

[Chipchopper]

She had rainbow trots, I think

[DTCwordfan]

I had salmonella recently, this is no joking matter.

No way would I have eaten the plaice coated in my barf.......

[Berniecuddles2]

Old herring gut!

[tonyav]

I haddock that once.

[Shaglene]

Who are Sam and Ella.....

[weecalf]

Reckon if the fish was give much bother it would have to come out and no better person for that than a sturgeon