Keep Calm...

[Chipchopper]

A friend of mine gets in an awful state, when trying to organise his wardrobe.
I think he could do with some 'anger management

[murraymints]

coat !

[Chipchopper]

It's in the wardrobe ;-)

[Hopkirk]

My wife was going through our wardrobe and said
“Look at this, it still fits me after 25 years!”

I said, “it’s a scarf”

[Chipchopper]

She's got some neck!

[DTCwordfan]

I'm getting the shotgun out of the cupboard - it needs some 'exercise.'

[Hopkirk]

Why did the lion sneak into the wardrobe?
Narnia business

[mallyh]

lol Hopkirk love that x

[DTCwordfan]

why did the wardrobe have karate lessons?

for shelf-defence.

[Chipchopper]

A black belt braces job ?

[Canary42]

Re-organisation of wardrobe ended up with a 0-0 result. Bore draw (anag)

[Chipchopper]

2 BA to DTC *

[Chipchopper]

2 BA to DTC *