Camouflage

[Chipchopper]

Hello, I'm a budding wildlife photographer, I want to hide in the woods and film wildlife close up.
Does anyone have a spare fern leaf?.
I'm asking for a frond

[murraymints]

hmmm....

[Hopkirk]

I was going to offer you my camouflage trousers, but I can't find them.

[Patsy33]

Stop trying to palm us off!..

[vulcan42]

with fronds like yours, who needs anemones?

[Hopkirk]

or enemas.

[retrocop]

I'm asking for a frond .

Of Gorse you are.

[Bazile]

I'm having a hard time fig uring out this joke

[Prudie]

I'm bracken my brain to think of an answer

[William51]

I think i have twigged the joke.