txt msg help

[woodhamgirl]

my friend has received a weird txt from her son in law when he was totally drunk - it went

at parents now - cant d d - not wise.

anyone know what the d d means cos weve no idea

[China Doll]

Can't drive drunk.

[woodhamgirl]

thank you china doll - simple now youve told me!!

[4getmenot]

No I;d say its drink drive :-)

[Reverandfunk]

deal dice

[4getmenot]

dilly dally

[Reverandfunk]

Or it could have been code for:

"meet me at the back of the scout hut at the usual time, u bring the swarfega and I'll bring the gaffer tape"

[sleepyj]

cant dance and drink

[4getmenot]

what from her son in law rev!!

[4GS]

deal drugs

[sleepyj]

cant dirty dance lol im bored sorry

[Reverandfunk]

You would be surprised 4get lol.

The stories I could tell....

[4getmenot]

no smut

[funnygirl]

Dunk doughnut

[888sally888]

divert diahorrea

[Reverandfunk]

when have I ever been smutty 4get???

[badboydz]

woodhamgirl can u tell me wat ur answer to my q means?????? I BETTER B VERY CAREFULL WHO I ANSWER??? CAN YOU TELL ME Y???