I can think of ways to say it, but my question is What would be the conventional term used in the art world. How would they phrase it in a catalogue from an exhibition.
Hello empty BiddyBank!!! Lovely here today, althgough we were expecting rain, have had first dip of the year in pool by 'eck it was freezing, in and out in one sec but I've done it!!
marm sends her regards but had eaten all the sandwiches before I got there.
Daughter's new Bank manager boyfriend is lovely, although a catalan, he has the same sense of humour as I do and I love it.