pick up lines

[x_x_x_1]

hi, i was just wonderin, what r the BEST pick up lines you've ever heard??

[legendis.god]

My face is leaving in 5 minutes .

be on it : 0)

[andy-hughes]

I used to write for a magazine called 'Catch', and every month we visited a different city nightclub and interviewed the customers, and took their photos. One of the questions I asked of both genders was - 'What is your best chat-up line you've delivered / heard?'

Some were truly awful!

Do you know a lot of men really do say "Do you come here often?"

And

"Here's 10p, ring your mum and tell her you won;t be home."

My favourite was -

"Do you like group sex? No? Me neither, just you and me then?"

[homedeeth]

do you ask what the best chat up lines are?

no?

me neither

[bednobs]

how much, love?

[happyone2]

i really like women with big breast......................

my reply....

"thats nice, i like men with more than one brain cell.................... so, only one of us is going to be disappointed tonite then !!!"

[Leapers]

One guy said to me
"wow you have long legs"
he was an idiot so i said
how would you know when your staring at my knees?

he quickly left!!

[mcdiddyman]

My face is leaving in 5 minutes .

my belly will be about another 15 minutes on top of that

: 0)

[alipan]

Im sure not Fred flinstone..But i can make your bed rock;)

That one had me laughing for hours! Lol!