What's it like to be old?

[Jemisa]

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your sweetheart says, 'Let's go upstairs

and make love,' and you answer,

'Pick one; I can't do both!'



'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your friends compliment you

on your new alligator shoes

and you're barefoot.



'OLD' IS WHEN...

A sexy lady or hunk catches your fancy

and your pacemaker opens the garage door.



'OLD' IS WHEN...

Going braless

pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.



'OLD' IS WHEN...

You don't care where your spouse goes,

just as long as you don't have to go along.



'OLD' IS WHEN...

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police




'OLD' IS WHEN...


'Getting a little action'

means you don't need to take any fibre today.



'OLD' IS WHEN...

'Getting lucky' means you find your car

in the Car Park..



'OLD'IS WHEN...

An 'all nighter' means not getting up

to use the bathroom.

[Prudie]

Exactly my point mamya so designers don't think it's old!

[NoMercy]

I have a pair of light beige/sand trousers from Massimo Dutti and they look gorgeous on. Go beautifully with a garnet red top.

[poodicat]

We are talking about getting old and not designer,stop the beige...

[NoMercy]

If I want to talk about beige, I'll bloody well talk about beige.

[poodicat]

Bash on then..

[Jemisa]

"Whats it like to be old?"

If you want to know ask me. I'm Old. But different people have different idea's about what age OLD is, What age is OLD to you??

Jem

[boxtops]

I aked my friend that when she was 60 and before I was. She was not impressed.

[boxtops]

^asked

[saxy_jag]

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional!

[Borrheid]

I'll ask my Mum!

[Borrheid]

...I'm a Fifties baby but my mum is a 30s baby - so she'll know....

[marval]

Old is when "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative.

[lucca]

Jrm - I love those definitions. Don't recognise any of them, of course.

[DEN53]

You did'nt sound a bit 'old' on the phone Jem. (:0 )

[TWR]

Old! old is as old as you feel, if you feel old, old you'll feel, if you don't feel as if your old, well your not old, Bloody hell I remembered all that & I'm Ur OH, 62. is that old?

[Jemisa]

Thanks Den, and I don't want to boast but people tell me I don't look my age mmmm!
that could be a back handed compliment of course.
They say one is as old as you feel, well in my case thats 90 some days and 25 others.
today?? mmmm 29.>>>>>

jem

[Jemisa]

You're a babe in arms TWR. ♥

[TWR]

Thanks Jemisa, BUT am I right thats the Question LOL.