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Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.

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plautus | 12:46 Fri 12th Aug 2011 | Jokes
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Four nuns all line up together in the confessional.

Nun#1: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I once touched a man's thingy with my finger.

Priest: For your penance, go dip your finger in the holy water stoop.

Nun#2: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I once held a man's thingy in my hand.

Priest: For your penance, go wash your hands in the holy water stoop.

Nun#4: I hate to queue-jump, Father, but do you think I could go and wash my mouth out in the holy water stoop before you make Sister Concepta sit in it?
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Will's Wild Woodbines. I lived half a mile from the factory where they were made (closed down long since). Also Capstan Full Strength, Will's Three Castles and the really posh quasi-Turkish ones, Passing Cloud, which were oval in shape rather than round.
isn't the Wills factory luxury apartments now Mike???
And the sister to Black Russian, Sobranje Cocktail - each cigarette having a different coloured paper.
Yes..! they were for special occasions!
I don't know about luxury, but it is certainly an apartment block.
I remember them but never smoked any of them :-)
On the opposite side of the Coast Road to the Will's factory stood (also long since closed) the Wonderloaf bakery and Smith's crisps factory.
I think it's a case of posh post code Mike, a friends son lives in one of them

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