Yes you have guessed it - Lady and Ludship are once more a meandering the highlands.
TTFN is once more rusting in Dorset by an unruly hedge.
The buffet table in the best drawing room is groaning with the weight of many delights, including a hand raised game pie with home made piccalilli, Garlicky mushroom voltra vons.
This week's guest tailcock is the infamous 'Leg-up' we all need one now and then.
For the riffle I bring
3 pink hairnets
Half a jar of pickled walnuts.
5 yards of knicker elastic (surplus to requirements)
pkt of Doileys
So welcome one and all, I have lit the fire - so should be nice and cosy.
Club doors are closing at 1am , I cannot manage the drawbridge alone - even the algipan has not freed it up. Any lost property will of course become next weeks waffle prizes (barring a partial denture I just stood on in the corridor)
Thank you all for visiting and see you same time next week xxx Hic!!