woke up lost my phone had to charge battery masacred a turkey leg for the stew got littly up and dressed but with a chronic bad hair day! waited half an hour for bus got to job centre just in time then went a baught all the stuff needed to clean a friends flat next tuesday (they are in hospital and have been told to make sure there flat is clean for when they get back as its the dirt making there chest heart worse). Shocked to see some feckin chavvy mother giving her 11 month old boy a bottle full of coca cola on the bus and totally ignoring him where as me and mi where playing high five stack hands crack egg and row row ya boat. then to cap it all stupid idiots dont let me get off the bus before they try and get on!!! and breath now to clean the kitchen as mr f didnt do the dishes ah well i best do em eh?!
i got woken up to be told fatso can;t find his phone, couldnt find it got to work, went to town to get my bosses daughters helium balloon, to the pub to look for phone now eating cake and contemplating takign the afternoon off
he he! just de-boned the turkey leg cleaned kitchen sides swept the floor and cleaned the oven. although trying to covince titch not to play with the dish water as it had bleach in was a task and a half lol