Greetings to all members of the Mad Over Fifties Club as we all gather again for our weekly meeting.
Tonight Nungate Towers is pleased to offer you a wonderful Tailcock, The Nungate Noggin, a potent brew indeed! Our hot plate special tonight is my own recipe Steak Pie with all the usual trimmings (creamy mash, peas etc.) and on the pudding trolley a wonderful Lemon Meringue Pie and of course there will be the usual selection of volly vonts, and horses doovers.
For your delight and entertainment, the Minstrels will again be gracing the Gallery playing Madrigals and Toccattas, and as the meeting gets into full swing they will give their very own rendition of the Greatest Hits of the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band.............. Furthermore we have engaged the services of the Arctic Wrestling Federation who have promised us an exciting
few bouts of polar bear wrestling and walrus wanging! Such fun!
The Towers Offers for tonight's rofl:
a box of broken fairy lights
half a carton of buttered brazil nuts
a dozen mince pies (use by 10th December)
Queenie's old laptop (dead as the proverbial!)
Who knows what further delights are to be had this fine evening......Queenofmean has agreed to be the main hostess this evening as I have a few domestic chores to attend to but have no fear I shall be making an appearance as soon as I have organised the staff!
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter ....................
All prizes can be collected from Belle in the vestibule upon production of a winning ticket...........................ooh I say! queenie has won the key to the Tardis she will be so pleased................
Am I the last to stagger home as usual?
I don't know if I won anything in the roffle but I'd be happy with a bag full of volley vongs and the last of the lemon meringue. Johnny Depp has just texted me to say he'll be round as soon as he's finished in the Caribbean and my fridge is empty.
I don't want to put you to any trouble my dear Nungate so I'll just settle near the fire and toast me toes till midnight.
One of these days, I really must darn these stockings.
Well, that's most kind Excel! I shall take you up on that if only to brag to the grandkids. They will be most envious.
Nungate, a wonderful evening as usual. I shall mention this venue to Johnny when he arrives and see if he'll come with me next week
We'd be delighted Mammar. Now, Excel don't go getting lost in time now, we don't want you turning up here last Easter as we wouldn't have been here but at Lady Alex's................I'm going to stop now, my brain hurts!