"...and i was pleased to come top."
I'm glad to have brought little a joy into someone's life, Zeuhl. It's my main hobby. That and responsible drinking.
Some people are so stupid. You do not make jokes in front of security staff.
On a previous holiday we were on a Cosmos coach going through customs from Canada into the U.S.& one of our passengers was heard to jokingly say to his wife '' I hope they don't find the dope''. we were all offloaded & delayed for 3 hours as the U.S. authorities stripped the coach & everyone's luggage. Needless to say the guy was not very popular for the rest of the trip.