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Yay!

Computer has been rather ill this week, spent much time trying to repair it. Finally got there, I am here to tell the tale! How frustrating it has been. So blinking happy, (bordering on smugness)....
11:07 Mon 08th Jul 20133 answers, last by sunny-dave 11:12 Mon 08th Jul 2013
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Virgin Media Tv's Out Of Synch

The tv in the bedroom seems to be a couple of minutes ahead of the one in the lounge. Whilst I was watching the one show, OH was watching Eastenders. Why would this be? I am terrible with technology...
18:34 Thu 04th Jul 20136 answers, last by EDDIE51 09:36 Fri 05th Jul 2013
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What Do You Forget?

I always remember something when at the checkout. Usually the boring things like toilet roll or cling film (even though I write a list!) Most of the time the staff are polite when I dart from the till...
13:08 Wed 03rd Jul 201349 answers, last by silka 10:39 Thu 04th Jul 2013
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Nonpayment

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for £500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him,but he would have his...
07:41 Tue 02nd Jul 20132 answers, last by marval 15:33 Tue 02nd Jul 2013
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Dropping A Dress Size (In 10 Days)

I know it is less than ideal, but I need to drop a dress size in ten days. I have lots of pretty dresses to take on holiday, but when tried on this morning, I can barely squeeze into them. They fitted...
06:38 Thu 27th Jun 201319 answers, last by ummmm 20:18 Fri 28th Jun 2013
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Role Models

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-23042664 Nothing like leading by example!...
03:04 Wed 26th Jun 201311 answers, last by AB Editor 14:30 Wed 26th Jun 2013
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Cheese On Toast

Something you can eat anytime of the day or night. I like to lightly toast my bread first, slightly butter it ,add a smidgen of marmite and generous amounts of grated cheese then continue to toast it...
01:58 Wed 26th Jun 201331 answers, last by j_h-67 19:19 Mon 01st Jul 2013
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Pocket Full Of Poop Bags

I do have a history of being a bit scatty at times, but who else gets to work/the shop/pub etc and finds poop bags in their pockets whilst routing for other things? (wallet, etc) I arrived at work a...
08:19 Wed 12th Jun 201322 answers, last by pixie373 00:10 Mon 24th Jun 2013
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Blood In Jrt Vomit

My 3 year old Jack russell has seemed to be fine in herself, took her out for a walk an hour ago. She usually stays in my view but I had to call her several times as I could not see her. Immediately...
08:42 Thu 30th May 201311 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 09:55 Tue 04th Jun 2013
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Supercook

http://www.supercook.com/ For those of you who might not have stumbled across this little gem. Supercook allows you to find recipes using just the ingredients you already have in your home. You can...
10:44 Wed 22nd May 20134 answers, last by rockyracoon 07:36 Tue 28th May 2013
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Peregrines

I've never been into birdwatching, but these live webcams have left me fascinated. The TV has taken a back seat. I think I'll take to learning more about the fascinating creatures. Yesterday, about...
06:21 Tue 21st May 20131 answer, last by seekeerz 07:35 Tue 21st May 2013
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Jab Side Effects

I had a routine tetanus/polio jab in my left arm last Wednesday. I came home from the docs and had a kip straight away (I work nights, I pushed myself to stay awake!). When I woke, I felt nauseus,...
09:20 Wed 08th May 20135 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 09:41 Wed 08th May 2013
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Media

A Servant Enrolled His Donkey In A Race and Won. . The Local Paper Read : Servants Ass Won. . The King Was So Upset With This Kind Of Publicity That He Ordered The Servant To Get Rid Of The Donkey. ....
03:07 Tue 07th May 20133 answers, last by Jemisa 14:39 Tue 07th May 2013
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10 Commandments

In the negatives and positives threads, the 10 commandments have been mentioned. Who has one or more of the commandments? 1. You shall have no other gods but me. 2. You shall not make unto you any...
09:25 Mon 06th May 201333 answers, last by ST24 00:29 Tue 07th May 2013
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241 Days To Go

and fourteen hours and 26 minutes. http://www.xmasclock.com/ This better get my blinkin' badge back! It was mine, MINE I tell thee!...
08:35 Sat 27th Apr 20134 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 10:33 Sat 27th Apr 2013
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My Badge For Christmas

I'm just posting this because as well as others, my badge for posting in this category outside Christmas has been mysteriously taken by the fairies (or gnomes, probably!) So while I'm here, I may as...
08:11 Sat 27th Apr 201318 answers, last by woofgang 10:25 Sat 27th Apr 2013
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Crossdressing Friend

I received a message from a friend saying 'I have a new hobby but can't say on here what'. I was a little worried that it would be something dangerous or illegal that I would have to talk him out of,...
09:33 Wed 24th Apr 201350 answers, last by Old_Geezer 13:54 Wed 24th Apr 2013
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Pop Your Clogs

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
17:22 Mon 22nd Apr 20132 answers, last by Canary42 17:49 Mon 22nd Apr 2013
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Grumpy B-I-T-C-H

My dog is down in the dumps. I had her spayed on Tuesday. Monday night she had to go without food, and Tuesday morning I had to take her water away from her. She is hating the lampshade collar that...
07:49 Thu 18th Apr 20134 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 11:21 Thu 18th Apr 2013

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