How much money have we spent on a load of Olympic Athletes to get them to their peak and win medals, with home advantage? Have we got it? Usual answer: http://www.bbc.co.uk/.../0/olympics/19059978,...
According to a press article published today, FIFA have banned loan deals between clubs outside the transfer window from 2014 This will be a difficult one for league clubs to manage, but apparently...
A friend of mine is comtemplating "popping the question". He said to me that he had been told that the perceived wisdom is that he should spend about 25% of his annual income on the...
I think I have worked out what a Brazilian Wax is, but walking past the hair and beauty shop in our local shopping centre a sign has appeared advertising a Brazilian Blow Dry - what the heck is that?
Anybody got any suggestions for the best reasonably priced commercial cleaners / Bactericidal compounds suitable for use in a meat handling area? Looking for surfaces and equipment, floors and walls...
What the h*ll do you think you are playing at? Only one party put electoral reform as part of its manifesto - the Lib Dems. 76% of the population did not vote for them or it. So how come were are...
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place...
GORDON BROWN goes on a state visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he has a fatal heart attack. The undertaker tells the British diplomats, “You can have him shipped home for a...
We've all seeing the lying adverts where one squirt of the product, one wipe with a cloth and an immaculate oven/hob emerges from beneath the blackened and baked-on cooking debris. But what do people...
Dear Lord, I know that I haven't talked to you that much, but this past year you have taken away my favourite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favourite actress, Farah Fawcett, my favourite musician, Michael...
Sunday Morning Sex! ==================== Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort...
With apologies to piggyface is this has been posted before: A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the...
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that...
A man walks into Boots with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are...
Researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy...
As the sun was rising, I went out and topped up the bird table with food. Within seconds, our two regular starlings appeared. No 1 went straight onto the table and started stuffing its beak,...
Hi , I don't want to mess up Redhelen's thread about her Titanic Dinner, but you ask the question "androcles, I'd like to know what the hell i've ever done to you and Henkle 2 to make you so...