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Big_Alfie
It's my birthday today
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tamborine
1. When U Black, Ur Black When I was born, I was BLACK, When I grew up, I was BLACK, When I go in the sun, I stay BLACK, When I get cold, I am BLACK, When I am scared, I am BLACK, When I am sick, I am...
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Wharf
There are rumours on another site that the Americans have nuked Iran. The Icelandic volcano is a cover story. They are usually spot on. What do you make of it all?
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fruitsalad
what would it be? (you cant say another 2) mine would be to go back to when I started secondary school, know what I know now, and do things differently.
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northernmonkey
Morning all :) Presuming 90% have some knowledge about all flights in the UK suspended due to volcanic ash. It was yesterday planned to resume fights starting 7am this morning however just heard on...
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mollykins
when i was little, not that long ago, i could happily munch on a stick of celery with little peeling off of the the string, but now, you have to hack half the stick away to get the string off, then...
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Androcles
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that...
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askyourgran
or possibly opera on the radio. All I can remember is the announcer saying that it was the Shepherdess singing to the Shepherd, and I missed the name of the piece. I have never heard it since, I don't...
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kestrelg
I think I'm older than any other contributors to this site and I've seen all the governments since Churchill's wartime group. Each successive government has got softer, more lenient and more...
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Bobbisox
Last year we went on a JOURNEY to AMERICA, we started out in MANHATTAN <transfer> and continued to...... your turn Bobbs ♥...
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stewey
in fifteen minuets. The sun is shining, the birds are twirping, the grass is greening, and the trees are exploding buds all over. So I will hop, skip, and jump across the farrow field and grab a...
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society
To all atheists on here out there, if you were compelled, and must join in a religious denomination which would you choose to follow – Judaism , Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Baha’i,...
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NoMercy
netibiza malagabob Gosh... I'm bored... ;-(...
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sp1814
...to face the wrath of the UKIP. http://www.thisislond...-against-the-queen.do Seriously - what on earth is up with this party? At least Mr Wiffen has now been deselected as a candidate, but is he...
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Bobbisox
I think it would have to be Scarlet O'Hara for me, all that flouncing would be brilliant..lol I need a Rhett Butler now Craft, definitely the Julie Walters character in Mama Mia the Movie BOO, the...
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R1Geezer
Do you think that the losing party will dump the leader after the general election? I think Clegg will be fine unless he get's less seats than the famous David Steel, "prepare for...
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yormerlin
Just watched the ITV news with Gordon Brown and his wife touring a hospital and to be honest Mr Brown looked like a lunatic,,his eyes bulging with a fake smile then a grimace hands waving in the air...
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NoMercy
Got a text from my mum... "Pauline [her twin] has had very bad fall, is in surgery now." I sent a text back... "Was she pi$$ed?" Of course I didn't actually mean it like that......

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