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Market Shopping.

A couple of old ladies go shopping in the market and one of them buys a new toilet brush. A week later Gladys asks Doris "How are you getting on with that new toilet brush" ?. Doris replies " well it...

Caran

Tattoos!

I was horrified today. We were in Aldi's in Ross, there was a little girl sitting in the trolley about 5 years of age. She had a tattoo on her shoulder. What can a parent be thinking of to allow this?...

10ClarionSt

Edit My Profile

I have just tried to edit my profile but I keep getting the response, "Your Avatar is active. You may need to visit Gravatar.com" I've never had an avatar, so I don't understand that. But I have to be...

jw47

Peps

I have quite a lot of money invested in PEPs (my late husband and myself invested many years ago) I don,t really need the money at the moment but at 71 years old and now widowed I am wondering if it...

Georgiesmum

Tea Shortage

Listening to Radio 2 News this morning they announced that they are expecting there to be tea shortages and a large price hike due to poor harvests in several of the tea growing areas. Will you be...

pudseyb

The Crossword

I beg your pardon, which one. (4). W?A?

thesshhh

Fleabag

What do you really think of the TV comedy series Fleabag? I know it’s trendy to love it, but I only find it moderately amusing....and quite depressing at times. Not what I’d call laugh out loud...

spathiphyllum

Cardi B

A man who was drugged and robbed by Cardi B tells the world that the experience was still better than listening to her music....

Khandro

Jumbo

Once, at 7 in the morning, I had to confront a rogue elephant in my pyjamas ; how he got into them I shall never know....

codswallop

Old Pc

I have an old pc that has Windows Vista,every so often I would do copies on an external hard drive.Some time age it was compromised and I was unable to open up,so it was made obsolete.I now have an LG...

Smowball

Please Settle A Car Dispute....

As if my day couldn’t get any worse Ive now broken down! Went to supermarket just fine. Was in there 15 mins. Came out and car is completely dead. It’s only a year old. Before I rang breakdown I...

AZardoz

Vintage Car Id

Hello, vintage car buffs. I hope someone can help me identify this car. Granted the woodwork is a later addition. New at this. Not sure if the picture will work. https://tinyurl.com/y7u75yfx...

Patsy33

My Obsession..

My wife and kids are leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing And they're off!...

retrocop

Theboys Are Back In Town

Two men were sitting next to each other at Milligan’s Pub in London. After awhile, one bloke looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from...

Khandro

Bye Bye 'beatles'.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/01/18/isil-beatles-government-right-not-block-death-penalty-high-court/...

retrocop

The Pride Of The Andrew

The Royal Navy is proud of its new fleet of Type 45 destroyers. Having initially named the first two ships HMS Daring and HMS Dauntless, the Naming Committee has, after intensive pressure from...

chessington

The Bradford Exchange

Hi Has anyone ever bought anything from The Bradford Exchange? I paid on credit card for one instalment out of 6? I wondered, do you have to pay all the instalments before they ship your item or do...

bainbrig

Secret Lives Of Farm Animals

Just seen last night's episode of the Secret Life of Farm Animals. Amazing, incredible, see it on catch-up if you missed it (https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0001jgg). I've always liked cows, but had...

Repenter

The Day Of Atonement Is At Hand

Repent! And thou shalt be saved. Do you agree?...

melv16

Blue Banner..

...at the bottom of the page, where's it gone, I'm missing it;-)

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