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Slapshot

Scots funnies

A woman walks into a baker's and asks: "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?" The baker replies:"No, you're right, hen, it's a doughnut." What's the difference between Bing Crosby and...
00:22 Fri 23rd Dec 201111 answers, last by marval 13:36 Fri 23rd Dec 2011
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tinkerbell23

Maggie thatcher

Is there already a thread re: state funeral been made today i can read!? X...
23:18 Thu 22nd Dec 2011135 answers, last by Davethedog 15:02 Wed 04th Jan 2012
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Slapshot

Shrink

A psychiatrist was doing a therapy session with 4 young mums and their small kids. you all have obsessions'' he observed. To the 1st mum he said you are obesessed with food you even named your child...
23:40 Thu 22nd Dec 20112 answers, last by Slapshot 23:50 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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rov1100

LHC - new discovery

http://www.bbc.co.uk/...-environment-16301908 Doesn't this finding show we were right to spend £bns in looking for these new particles not to mention the hundreds of scientists who have devoted...
20:40 Thu 22nd Dec 201117 answers, last by beso 23:21 Fri 23rd Dec 2011
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whiskeryron

Retirement Bonus

RETIREMENT BONUS If this doesn't make you laugh, you are truly humor impaired! The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who...
19:30 Thu 22nd Dec 20112 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:57 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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sidkid

Must be time for some puns?

Back in the 1800's the Tate's Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products, and since they already made the cases for watches, they used them to produce compasses. The new compasses...
16:17 Mon 12th Dec 201136 answers, last by bigbadmarty 19:33 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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Purple_Popple

Royale Family Christmas

If anyone watched this, what did you think - I didnt enjoy it much at all, poor show and such a shame as it used to be great fun...I was sadly disappointed.
18:41 Thu 22nd Dec 201111 answers, last by smurfchops 15:41 Fri 23rd Dec 2011
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Slapshot

Not been a great day.......

I had to go to the dentist this morning with a knackered gnasher. The tooth wouldn't come out so the gum had to cut in three places and retracted back to the bone. The bone of the socket had to be...
22:43 Wed 21st Dec 201124 answers, last by Slapshot 12:42 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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AB Editor

Merry Christmas From The AnswerBank

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09:06 Tue 20th Dec 2011271 answers, last by paddywak 05:39 Sat 05th Dec 2015
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cathfromsaron

*How tight are you? Take the quiz!*

http://www.moneysavin...wtightareyou/results/ i proudly scored 65% and admit i hardly waste anything! cath x...
18:39 Wed 21st Dec 201183 answers, last by boxtops 22:20 Wed 28th Dec 2011
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bibblebub

Own goal

here's a new one ...
09:57 Tue 20th Dec 20116 answers, last by HowardKennitby 23:48 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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sp1814

Frozen Planet - Excellence in broadcasting or a sign of our moral turpitude?

Cards on the table - I thought the BBC's 'Frozen Planet' was one of the best programmes of the year. However Mental Mel (or Melanie Phillips to her acolytes), has launched an condemnation on the...
17:55 Sun 18th Dec 201136 answers, last by jno 23:58 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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craft1948

Ooh la la.................

The train was quite crowded and a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the...
17:43 Mon 19th Dec 20117 answers, last by China Doll 16:38 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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souxie

i Cryptic Crossword No 267

1 Across, Pawn,look, last to be taken in game(6) NO LETTERS 13 Across, Narrow Escapes?I twice faltered rounding learner driver(10) ?????A?I?? OVERTAKING? if so why? Many Thanks in Advance...
17:37 Mon 19th Dec 20116 answers, last by cathfromsaron 17:43 Mon 19th Dec 2011
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birdie73

Christmas Story

I am really stuck on a few of these any help would be appreciated. 1 If you believe that,you're completely crackers?. And you can hardly hope for intelligence these days, if you can find even -----...
20:31 Sun 18th Dec 201111 answers, last by Kaishe48 15:27 Mon 19th Dec 2011
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SubSinker

Telegraph Cryptic

17a, Overhead lighting in hall, on endlessly (4) ???O 19a,Teacher giving us religious uplift, primarily (4) G??? 28a, singers and band in rich arrangement (5) C???? 27d, Second present many would like...
20:37 Sun 18th Dec 20114 answers, last by SubSinker 20:46 Sun 18th Dec 2011
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velkom

4484

Brain to frazzled for last few!!! 18a e?p?l (5) old letter found outside piano bar 21a ?d?i?? ?o?e notice single man cast in portrayal of young journalist 22d ??s?i? r???s (6,5) after snooze famaily...
20:15 Sun 18th Dec 20119 answers, last by MarkRae 20:39 Sun 18th Dec 2011
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ladybirder

Dale Farm travellers ....hope this isn't an old one .....

Forty travellers from Dale Farm arrive at the Pearly Gates in their caravans. St Peter goes to the gatehouse and phones up God, asking "Can I let them in". God replies "We are full, but...
19:41 Sun 18th Dec 20114 answers, last by old-wos-is-name 19:56 Sun 18th Dec 2011
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chirpychirpy

Has Bruce Fosyth Just Killed Off His Own Career, Finally?

Harry Judd wins Strictly, his McFly bandmates rush from the audience on to the dancefloor to congratulate him, Bruce clearly mistakes them for hooligans and runs around shouting "Get Off!"...
22:22 Sat 17th Dec 201165 answers, last by ludwig 12:43 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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Donaldinho

Middlesbrough Gazette Cryptic

5D Quick, there's shelter within a short distance - F???t 9A The more complicated proposition - P?????m...
18:32 Fri 16th Dec 20116 answers, last by bigbadmarty 18:35 Fri 16th Dec 2011

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