while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home...
Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you...
Maybe we will all be paying for the privilege of the internet soon http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/artic le20330.htm . Will you be signing up & if so for which sites?
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let...
I just spent half an hour on the phone listening to some bloody BT robotvoice saying 'we are very busy at the minute but BT values your call ...we are very busy but will answer as soon as possible '...
I've just done a complete system recovery & now everything looks a bit washed out if you know what I mean . Bit confused as to how to fix it between Nvidia control panel , Adobe Gamma & Colour...
I've just done a complete system restore to factory defaults on my laptop . Have downloaded Microsoft Updates & have been trying to download a security update from HP . It says 325.0KB, time 6.5...
The Head A man was waiting for the birth of his child, when the doctor came out and informed the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son was just a head! The dad loved his son...
A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally cr@ps himself. Very embarrassed, he balls up the sheets and throws them...
Two men are sharing a hospital room. "What are you in for?" The first man says. "I'm getting a circumcision," his roommate replies. "Damn," exclaims the first man, "I had that done when I was born and...
