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Kill them all

There was a comedy sketch show recently with repeating punchlines , one of which was ' kill them all ! ' Anyone remember ?
19:51 Thu 24th Jul 20082 answers, last by BillySugger 07:55 Fri 25th Jul 2008
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A woman takes a lover home during the day

while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home...
16:43 Thu 24th Jul 20083 answers, last by MiniN 14:34 Fri 25th Jul 2008
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The Living Statues

Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you...
10:05 Wed 23rd Jul 20084 answers, last by EDDIE51 23:55 Wed 23rd Jul 2008
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End of the free internet ?

Maybe we will all be paying for the privilege of the internet soon http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/artic le20330.htm . Will you be signing up & if so for which sites?
18:41 Tue 22nd Jul 20081 answer, last by jno 19:54 Tue 22nd Jul 2008
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Engineering In Hell

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let...
20:37 Mon 21st Jul 20082 answers, last by BillySugger 20:47 Mon 21st Jul 2008
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Nostrils

Why when I blow my nose does snot only come out of my left nostril ?
19:07 Mon 21st Jul 20087 answers, last by figure 01:33 Tue 22nd Jul 2008
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

I just spent half an hour on the phone listening to some bloody BT robotvoice saying 'we are very busy at the minute but BT values your call ...we are very busy but will answer as soon as possible '...
18:23 Mon 21st Jul 20089 answers, last by lajohn 13:53 Tue 22nd Jul 2008
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What's the difference..

............between a lorry load of babies & a lorry load of marbles ? > > > You can't unload marbles with a pitch fork
21:22 Sat 19th Jul 2008
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What has got 1 leg & bleeds ?

Half a Welsh Git
14:05 Sat 19th Jul 20082 answers, last by BillySugger 14:36 Sat 19th Jul 2008
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Whats got 2 legs & bleeds ?

Half a dog .
13:21 Sat 19th Jul 2008
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Colour all washed out

I've just done a complete system recovery & now everything looks a bit washed out if you know what I mean . Bit confused as to how to fix it between Nvidia control panel , Adobe Gamma & Colour...
17:38 Fri 18th Jul 20082 answers, last by BillySugger 20:30 Fri 18th Jul 2008
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How did Linekar get this ..... woman

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/b izarre/article1430169.ece Never mind about his job
20:03 Thu 17th Jul 20087 answers, last by cazzz1975 21:49 Thu 17th Jul 2008
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HP update

I've just done a complete system restore to factory defaults on my laptop . Have downloaded Microsoft Updates & have been trying to download a security update from HP . It says 325.0KB, time 6.5...
14:22 Thu 17th Jul 20082 answers, last by BillySugger 07:45 Mon 21st Jul 2008
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The head

The Head A man was waiting for the birth of his child, when the doctor came out and informed the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son was just a head! The dad loved his son...
17:44 Wed 16th Jul 20082 answers, last by redbreast 14:57 Wed 06th Aug 2008
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Hiccup

What colour is a hiccup? > > > > > > > > > Burple
15:05 Wed 16th Jul 2008
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Marrying nuns?

Was watching The Wright Show on 5 earlier & apparently nuns can get married to each other in Spain. Can this be true ?
11:29 Wed 16th Jul 20084 answers, last by In A Pickle 23:05 Wed 16th Jul 2008
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I ain't afraid of no ghost!

A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally cr@ps himself. Very embarrassed, he balls up the sheets and throws them...
10:05 Tue 15th Jul 20081 answer, last by Jillius 10:12 Tue 15th Jul 2008
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Circumcision... At Your Age?

Two men are sharing a hospital room. "What are you in for?" The first man says. "I'm getting a circumcision," his roommate replies. "Damn," exclaims the first man, "I had that done when I was born and...
11:15 Mon 14th Jul 20081 answer, last by Mortartube 11:45 Mon 14th Jul 2008
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What would you do if I sang out of tune?

would you jump up & down on my head ?
11:03 Sat 12th Jul 20087 answers, last by knobynonuts 16:41 Sat 12th Jul 2008

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