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Ok this is weird - I'm on my laptop listening to music on itunes as we speak , however the itunes player has disapeared .Not on desktop, doesn't show in task manager under applications running but is...
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In light of the not guilty verdict on Barry George http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7536815.stm how can anyone still believe we should have the death penalty ?
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A chocolate teapot... An underwater fish tank... An ashtray on a motorbike.. A one legged man in an ar$e kicking competition .. Anymore ?
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What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? > A Doyouthinkhesaurus
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Is it :- a) have you seen the mess snails make ? or b) to get from the kitchen to the bedroom ?
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got 6 legs & would kill you if it fell on you from a tree? > A Snooker table
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Still no idea
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No idea
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May I suggest that the people who post comments on jokes along the lines of 'So far your jokes have failed to contain what we here at the AB call "Humour". ' & 'Wow, another one recycled from a little...
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I've just been given an old machine by a friend . It has XP but not been used for ages . Downloaded & installed WGA tool & SP 3 no problem but it is now giving me 11 more updates including I.E. 7...
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A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon...
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Worth installing or not? in your humble opinions
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Just been wandering around town & noticed how few people are actually wearing sunglasses . Never mind the looking cool factor but do people not realise the damage they are doing to there eyes ?
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A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got 30 seconds to get out!' The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you bast*rd!'
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2 Men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over 10 minutes. 'Geeeeez mate, that was impressive!' 'I get lots of practice' Replied the other guy. 'My Wife's an epileptic'
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I had a dog called Minton who ate shuttlecocks ....................... > > > Bad Minton
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Morning all, open Firefox this morning & nothing will load , just says waiting for .......theanswerbank/google/hotmail & won't go any further . Is it just me ?
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At the back . Did you ever hear of a plane reversing into a mountain?
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Just wondering how people from a certain town in N. E. England beginning with 'S' & ending with 'thorpe' feel about not being able to use the full name of there town on the AB ? I used it in a recent...

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