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Bus full of Badies!

If you could fill a bus with undesirables and people that generally get on your tats and push it over a cliff - who would you put on your bus? Mine would be: Lisa Scott Lee Chris de Burgh Melana (from...

Octavius

Desperate Wife

Despite my promises of everlasting love and devotion and an invitation to elope with me to a caravan park in Weston-super-Mare, Eva Longoria has decided to spurn my advances and still get married this...

girlygirl2

Office

How can I make my office look nicer? Its quite big and open plan....

sunshine sam

Stopping Stubble Rash?

I wear a stubble/short beard on my face. Although my girlfriend likes the look we find that it causes her stubble rash around the private areas which is a problem. Does anybody know how to reduce...

JonRB

Terry Callier - Guitar Chords

Can anyone work out the Guitar chords for Look At Me Now by Terry Callier? Cheers.

JonRB

The Housemartins - Guitar Chords

Does anyone know the Guitar chords for a song called I Bit My Lip by The Housemartins. It was the b side of Me And The Farmer (I think !!) Cheers.

legend007

Are you a christian ?

If you are and therefore believe that we are all the children of adam and eve. Does that then mean that by that fact we are all of us who are involved or married actually committing incest? And doesnt...

Rubyrose

Social Ideas...

I am now on the Social Committee at work. 6 members and 5 decided they were too busy to deal with it this year as their job roles have shifted a bit so 5 new members were appointed... Apparently I was...

Black Noir

Have you ever flashed at a stranger?

I drove home from the New Forest once in just my bra and shorts - buts thats the closest!

Black Noir

pencil cleavage

Granted its been a few years since i have tried this particular test but its lunchtime so decided to see how many would fit in cleavage - its 5 today Can anyone better that?

missylu

bikini line

hey gals... im getting me bikini line done 2day... bit nervous... well quit alot actually... not really worried about the pain, just the fact them seeing me... i need to come to terms with it... any...

Black Noir

skanky school mums

There is a good reason why people shouldnt have children and it is to avoid 5 years later the pikey mum types that every school playground seems to be blessed with. Or is it just down here in the...

random k

hi im a new ABer and Chan1 just introduced me.... hello.

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bobtheturkey

last time you were excited

im excited today because liverpool are very close to signing one of the worlds best players, when was the last time you got excited over something simple ie does whiffey get excited when masterchef do...

jamesisgod

Do the Governement treat Unemployed Bums to well?

Should the UK reintroduce the work house?

Black Noir

Bathtime Weewee

Ive just had a nice relaxing bath but needed to get out eventually cos I need a wazz, for a brief moment I was considering going before I pulled the plug - does this make me a bad person ? Is it worse...

gobblegobb

Hyper boxer dog!

Hi, we have a 6 year old male boxer dog, who is still almost as hyper as he was when he was a puppy. My sister keeps telling us to have him castrated to calm him down, but im wondering whether its...