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Taking...

....too much LDS gives you dyslexia....
15:13 Sun 11th Nov 20126 answers, last by Hymie 18:34 Mon 12th Nov 2012
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My...

...sudden urge to sing "the lion sleeps tonight" is just a whim away....l.
14:57 Thu 08th Nov 20126 answers, last by tonyav 18:18 Thu 08th Nov 2012
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What time..

...is it when there's a pork pie on top of Barnsley's town hall clock....Summat to ate....
21:19 Mon 05th Nov 20123 answers, last by rismdl 01:43 Tue 06th Nov 2012
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How do...

....Sell a Yorkshireman double glazing? Tell 'im his kids wont be able to hear the ice cream van....
21:12 Mon 05th Nov 20125 answers, last by carrust 21:20 Mon 05th Nov 2012
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For sale....

...Broken quiz machine...£20-00....No questions asked...
21:16 Thu 01st Nov 201214 answers, last by marval 23:05 Thu 01st Nov 2012
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For sale...

...second-hand G-string...£10-00.....Kept in good nick....
21:12 Thu 01st Nov 20122 answers, last by wildwood 22:50 Thu 01st Nov 2012
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Washing M/C

What's the best buy for around £400 regarding reliability, economy etc?
20:29 Thu 01st Nov 201216 answers, last by carrust 21:24 Thu 08th Nov 2012
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Richard III...

...is alive & well! This summer opened a camping shop in Stratford. Now that the weather is a lot cooler he's decided to have a sale of camping equipment. To get customers into the shop he's...
19:46 Mon 29th Oct 20128 answers, last by Cruciformist 11:43 Tue 30th Oct 2012
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I'm writing...

...this message from A & E. Just a quick word of warning. The Dyson ball cleaner is not what you think it is :-@
19:34 Fri 19th Oct 20125 answers, last by maggiebee 21:56 Fri 19th Oct 2012
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Wallpaper borders.

Is there anywhere on line where I can buy them? I have googled to no avail:-(
19:28 Wed 10th Oct 20123 answers, last by carrust 19:25 Mon 15th Oct 2012
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Have you....

...tried the new 007 glue?..... It bonds in seconds...
19:08 Tue 02nd Oct 20124 answers, last by sibton 19:31 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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Water, water everywhere...

The streets of Durham echo to the cries of ; "super, smashing, great, as Bullseye's speedboat winners finally get the chance to use the fcukers !!
19:52 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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My....

...Pet mouse Elvis has died. He was caught in a trap....
19:42 Wed 26th Sep 20129 answers, last by sibton 18:46 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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The I

Whisk, 9 letters. L---E----
12:43 Mon 24th Sep 20124 answers, last by carrust 12:50 Mon 24th Sep 2012
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Lincolnshire town.

S----horpe?
11:35 Mon 24th Sep 20128 answers, last by mazie 12:10 Mon 24th Sep 2012
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I used to...

...think I was good in bed until I found out the wife has athsma.....
14:29 Tue 18th Sep 20122 answers, last by fifimac 22:21 Tue 18th Sep 2012
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Croak

A woman sees a sign outside a pet shop. CLITORIS LICKING FROG £50-00. She goes in & says, "I'd like to see the clitoris licking frog". Man behind the counter says. BONJOUR...
12:31 Tue 18th Sep 20125 answers, last by cupid04 13:56 Tue 18th Sep 2012
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Grunt, sigh, groan.

I've been working on a job where the customer is also doing some gardening. Every time he got up off his knees, had to bend down or move something heavy,he made a sound of a cross between a grunt,sigh...
10:36 Tue 18th Sep 20122 answers, last by Canary42 10:41 Tue 18th Sep 2012
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Badgers:-(

I've got a badger digging up my allotment. Has anyone got any ideas how to deter it? BTW, I don't want to harm the badger in any way.
13:17 Fri 14th Sep 20125 answers, last by ladybirder 20:04 Sun 16th Sep 2012

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