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East Anglia...

I hope the good people of Norfolk & Suffolk remembered to put their clocks forward this morning...From 1965 to 1973....
16:06 Sun 25th Mar 20123 answers, last by percypineapple 20:10 Sun 25th Mar 2012
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Jocky Wilson

I gather Jocky Wilson has died at the age of 62...Treble 10, double 16......
16:01 Sun 25th Mar 20123 answers, last by missprim 12:47 Mon 26th Mar 2012
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Somebody's.....

...Dumped a load of Bisto on my allotment....The plot thickens...
21:23 Tue 20th Mar 20124 answers, last by AB Editor 09:41 Wed 21st Mar 2012
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I'm just....

...going to a Swedish pantomime...Snow White and the Sven Dwarves...
20:40 Mon 19th Mar 20121 answer, last by marval 20:46 Mon 19th Mar 2012
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Going blind...

Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia. Hwoevre tihs is olny in etxreem caeses of slef aubse........
19:57 Mon 19th Mar 20121 answer, last by marval 20:46 Mon 19th Mar 2012
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I'll....

...Heat my cat as soon as I find out what a Spoonerism is.......
19:49 Wed 14th Mar 201216 answers, last by grasscarp 20:15 Wed 14th Mar 2012
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What do...

....you call a man with a half inch penis?......Tin Tin.....
20:13 Mon 12th Mar 20126 answers, last by Suetheramble 10:07 Tue 13th Mar 2012
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What do.....

...you call a man with a 1" penis?.......Justin.....
20:09 Mon 12th Mar 20123 answers, last by marval 20:24 Mon 12th Mar 2012
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15 love......

I've just got back from my mates funeral. He died after being struck on the head with a tennis ball.......It was a lovely service....
19:59 Mon 12th Mar 20126 answers, last by shooty 21:52 Mon 12th Mar 2012
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I've just....

....got a receipt for my bison....It's a Buffalo Bill....
11:25 Mon 12th Mar 20121 answer, last by marval 17:34 Mon 12th Mar 2012
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Psychic...

My mate went to see a psychic last week who told him he was going to be coming into money. Last night he shaGGed a fat bird called Penny....how spooky is that!...
14:10 Wed 29th Feb 20125 answers, last by Baldric 17:30 Wed 29th Feb 2012
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Competition time.

I've just put a stainless steel sink outside my house (10-41am). Please put the time that the scrap men spot it & snaffle it. I say 11-15am....
10:45 Wed 29th Feb 201220 answers, last by Dickythecook 11:01 Thu 01st Mar 2012
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Triple word score

I've just swallowed a load of Scrabble tiles....Going to the toilet could spell trouble.....
16:29 Tue 28th Feb 20125 answers, last by marval 17:43 Tue 28th Feb 2012
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Jimmy Choo...

I've just escaped from a house fire. Everything was burnt including the bottom of my shoes....It was soul destroying...
20:50 Mon 27th Feb 20127 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 22:55 Mon 27th Feb 2012
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Poly tunnels.

What are peoples experiences of growing tomatoes in a poly tunnel? Is a greenhouse a better bet?...
17:37 Mon 27th Feb 20127 answers, last by shirleycox 10:05 Tue 28th Feb 2012
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Left footers....

There's a new reality TV show where Catholic insects go climbing... Its called....I'm a Celibate Flea Get Me Mountain Gear..........
14:34 Mon 27th Feb 20127 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 17:22 Mon 27th Feb 2012
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Top Tip

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
12:00 Fri 24th Feb 20127 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:08 Sat 25th Feb 2012
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Open wide....

I once knew a dental nurse who loved giving BJ's & smoking weed...She was known as....Oral high Jean....
10:57 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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R.I.P

Frank Carson died after choking on an unspecified food. Hospital reports suggest....."It's a cracker".........
10:53 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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Chocolate....

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa."I'm...
15:43 Thu 23rd Feb 201212 answers, last by TheOtherHalf 08:17 Fri 24th Feb 2012

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