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I don't....

do jokes about elephants.....not on your Nellie....
20:34 Tue 10th Jan 20121 answer, last by sunny-dave 22:15 Tue 10th Jan 2012
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I went...

out with a girl who lived on the top of a tower block.....She was high maintenance....
20:32 Tue 10th Jan 2012
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Legs....

up it you're double jointed.....
20:29 Tue 10th Jan 2012
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The.....

advantages of easy origami are twofold.......
19:59 Tue 10th Jan 20121 answer, last by jd_here 20:07 Tue 10th Jan 2012
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Did you....

That Leo sayer had a brother called Sooth?
20:38 Mon 09th Jan 20123 answers, last by weecalf 00:06 Wed 11th Jan 2012
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Last night....

I dreamt that I was the author of Lord of the Rings....I was Tolkien in my sleep...
20:25 Mon 09th Jan 20121 answer, last by maggiebee 21:42 Mon 09th Jan 2012
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My mother....

used to beat me with a telephone.....I was always on the receiving end.....
20:00 Mon 09th Jan 20123 answers, last by Jemisa 01:08 Tue 10th Jan 2012
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Doctor doctor...

I think I'm turning into a Reliant Robin!..... He said, "be careful on the corners."
19:58 Mon 09th Jan 20121 answer, last by gift20 20:28 Mon 09th Jan 2012
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Are you....

all ready for the birds of prey quiz?........Fingers on buzzards....
20:48 Fri 06th Jan 20129 answers, last by seadogg 22:18 Fri 06th Jan 2012
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I've just....

...found out what goes into a Waldorf salad.....Walls & dwarfs.....
20:47 Fri 06th Jan 2012
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A tornado...

has just hit my local fair....It was a cruel twister fete...........
20:45 Fri 06th Jan 20121 answer, last by boxtops 20:53 Fri 06th Jan 2012
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Just been...

....to the manicure world championships....What a nail-biting finish....
20:50 Thu 05th Jan 20126 answers, last by jd_here 09:00 Fri 06th Jan 2012
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Just been...

...attacked by a bowl of Chinese soup....It was won-ton violence....
20:42 Thu 05th Jan 2012
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Just been....

.....attacked by a lumberjack from Warsaw....I was pole-axed.....
20:39 Thu 05th Jan 20122 answers, last by sibton 20:42 Thu 05th Jan 2012
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I went...

to bed with a grindstone. The next day I got out of bed sharpish.....
20:33 Thu 05th Jan 20128 answers, last by marval 22:15 Thu 05th Jan 2012
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I've just....

....started the Oliver Twist diet....It's gruelling......
20:24 Thu 05th Jan 20126 answers, last by joggerjayne 20:34 Thu 05th Jan 2012
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Doctor doctor...

I think I'm turning into an airport. He said. "I think it's terminal."...
20:15 Thu 05th Jan 20128 answers, last by marval 22:13 Thu 05th Jan 2012
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I've just.....

...rung-up the amputee help-line....they cut me off.....
20:12 Thu 05th Jan 20121 answer, last by boxtops 20:43 Thu 05th Jan 2012
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I've just....

....been arrested for stealing a horse.....it was a fair clop.....
20:09 Thu 05th Jan 20121 answer, last by keithlbw 20:09 Thu 05th Jan 2012

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