Irish historians have discovered what they believe to be the headstone of the oldest man to have ever lived.
He was 193 and was called Miles from Dublin...
I'm growing a beard for charity. I started last Sunday & I wondered how long does it take before the itchiness goes away.
I'm scratching away like a baboon:-(((((...
I have an intermittent miss fire on the above car. It only happens after a spell of prolonged high speed driving on the motorway. It usually occurs on the slip road after I've decelerated then...
Little Tommy on a farm, runs inside..."Mummy the bulls 'king the cow!" "No Tommy, you must be polite & say the bulls surprising the cow" Tommy runs in again... "Mummy the...
Anybody got a tried & tested recipe for a curry sauce to go with chicken or lamb.
I find the ones that you buy in jars disappointing & fat too salty....
On holiday in Thailand, I had a close call & almost ended up bedding a ladyboy. She looked like a woman, & spoke like a woman & I didn't suspect a thing. I then realised something was...
How do I get the English punctuation back on my Nokia C1. I sent a text to a friend in Spain & decided it would be clever to use Spanish punctuation. I shouldn't have been such a clever dick!
