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Metrical feet. I-M-I 5 letters
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Toots & the Maytals....enjoy
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Anyone got any recipes that include sloe gin?
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I said to the missus. "Hey fat git what do you want for your birthday?" She said. "Don't get 'king lippy." I said. "Mascara it is then!"...
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Why is the picture on my wide screen TV cut-off at the sides of the screen? eg. When I watch sky sports I can only see half of the results that are shown on the RH side of the screen. I have similar...
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The most unpopular man at Inverness Caledonian Thistle?
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Why do I get an additional start up page appearing when I'm already using firefox?
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I'm flogging some Welsh DVD's, do want any? There's 9 & a Half Heeks. Trefforest Gump. The Lost Boyos. Dai Hard. Sheepless in Seattle. The Magic Rhonddabout. And of course the classic Sheepshag...
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There's been a poll in the local papers in Norfolk to find out which is their favorite pop song of all time. The results were unanimous.............Lady Inbred by Chris De Burgh........
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Just heard the shocking news that Aladdin was bum raped at a panto in the west end...Can't say he wasn't warned......
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Between a nun & a bishop? You can't bash a nun........
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What's the best deal around at the moment? I'm on Virgin, & it costs me £10-00/month for 300mins & 300 texts. However, I do have to supply my own phone. Is there another company that can...
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2 paddies at work agree to swap sarnies. Murphy takes a bite & asks. "What the 'king hell's in that?" Mick replies. "Crab paste." "Where did you get it from?"...
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Just getting over a bout of man-flu, with all the coughing, sneezing & sniffing that goes with it. It got me thinking that I never sneezed in my sleep....Do humans sneeze when they are asleep?
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It's coming up to the Archers 60th anniversary, & they are promising us a never to forget storyline. I've got an inkling that Will Grundy will go on a killing spree, with Ed & Emma both...
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I will mostly drinking 2 pints of the above beverage tonight:-)))))))
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A little boy gets home from school & asks.... "Dad, Ive got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married for 25 years." The father replies... "Never mind son, maybe...
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..........the capitol of Ireland........ About £4-50...
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Broke-down on the motorway this morning....I was in floods of tears.....
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Just got a bit emotional in the garage this afternoon...... I filled up......

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