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What are the best fish fingers you can buy....missus is away for a week, & I fancy some for tea.
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Ladies. If you were single/separated/divorced & lived alone, & you had a man round to do some work for you. Would you make sure you got dressed in a morning before he came into your house,...
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Essex bride & groom arrive at hotel & ask for honeymoon suite. Receptionist asks. "Do you have reservations?" Bride replies. "I'm a bit worried about taking it up the...
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Saw a bloke in Tesco's sh@ggin a toilet roll.... I thought, that's 'king Charmin...........
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Virgin mobile have offered me a free Blackberry curve...W.T.F's a BlackBerry curve?????
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Is it possible to receive radio Scotland on a DAB radio in England?
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Guess who's won the Chinese lookalike competition on the TV recently? Everybody.........
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Has anyone had dealings with this company?
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The engine management light has suddenly come on...Any ideas what could be wrong?
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Has anyone on here tried wearing sunglasses to prevent migraine attacks? If so, were they successfull?
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My missus was telling me last night that obesity was in her genes... I told her it wasn't true, as she looks a fat sod in a skirt as well......
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Cull or not?
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I'm cooking for this weekends folk festival. Thinking of doing some thing with sweet potato. Is it possible to boil, then freeze them, then fry them when they've thawed out?
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Paddy tells Mick he's thinking of buying a Labrador. "Sod off, " says Mick. "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind!"
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Fergies just got her birthday present from the Queen.... A black Mercedes & a trip to Paris..........
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The ventriloquist Ray Allan has died aged 79 :-( Lord Charles is said to be speechless.......
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Asylum seeker at the side of the road eating grass. Daily Mail reading driver stops and says.... " Don't eat that, come home with me." Asylum seeker says. " I have 4 wives & 12...
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Wife says to husband. "Shall I slip into something that will make you smile?" Hubby replies. "Yes. Try a 'king coma!"...
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I'm after a new tele...what's the best buy at the moment?

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