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Good night out.

What constitutes a good night out for you?
10:13 Fri 29th Jan 201017 answers, last by Rev Sermon 13:34 Fri 29th Jan 2010
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Donald Duck.

Donald Duck on a dirty weekend rings reception asking for condoms. Receptionist says. "Shall I put them on your bill?" "Don't be thukin thupid I'd thuffocate!".........
09:57 Fri 29th Jan 20101 answer, last by B00 10:01 Fri 29th Jan 2010
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Och eye the nooooooo

A Scotsman has been seen walking round Glasgow with a wellington on his todger. Police say there's no cause for alarm...he obviously just fookinaboot...
09:41 Fri 29th Jan 20103 answers, last by squarebear 09:47 Fri 29th Jan 2010
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Divorce

Split up with the missus last night. She said I think more about football than I think of her! I was devastated....I've been with her 12 seasons!...
09:13 Tue 26th Jan 20101 answer, last by Avatar 14:01 Tue 26th Jan 2010
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Antiques Roadshow. Wales.

After watching Antiques Road Show last night,( which was set in Wales.) I have come to the conclusion that the Welsh must be the ugliest race in Christendom!
14:15 Mon 25th Jan 201029 answers, last by td1957 20:21 Thu 08th Mar 2012
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Rice.

Why does my rice always end-up being sloppy? Suggestions on how to un-slop my rice please....
11:40 Mon 25th Jan 201023 answers, last by carrust 20:26 Mon 25th Jan 2010
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Calamity Jayne & Desperate Dan.

What happened with the weekend visit????
09:42 Mon 25th Jan 20106 answers, last by carrust 10:06 Mon 25th Jan 2010
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Sex Survey???

85% of Liverpudlian men say they enjoy sex in the shower..... The other 15% say they haven't been to prison yet!!!...
09:16 Mon 25th Jan 2010
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Soup.

My customer offered me some soup lunch for lunch today. I accepted the offer, & regretted it as soon it was brought to me....It was cabbage & mushroom...yuk... What food have you had eat to be...
15:44 Fri 22nd Jan 201012 answers, last by Mustardmit 21:27 Fri 22nd Jan 2010
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osteoperosis

I sh@gged a bird with that brittle-bone disease the other night........... She was a right little cracker...................
15:09 Fri 22nd Jan 20101 answer, last by Billy_Sugger 20:43 Fri 22nd Jan 2010
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Eye-test.

A Polish immigrant goes into the Specsavers for an eye test. The optician shows him a card with C Z I W N O S T A C Z "Can you read that?" "Read it! I know him!"...
14:55 Thu 21st Jan 2010
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Charitable giving.

http://www.guardian.c...ain-aid-to-india-825m After reading this, I'll be having 2nd thoughts about giving my hard-earned money to India!...
14:35 Thu 21st Jan 20105 answers, last by jno 23:21 Thu 21st Jan 2010
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Bird feeders.

What's on yours?
12:39 Wed 20th Jan 201025 answers, last by LoftyLottie 07:16 Sat 23rd Jan 2010
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Boiler scrappage scheme.

Has anyone on here signed up to it yet. If so, what are your experiences?
11:54 Wed 20th Jan 2010
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Ethnic Population.

Before the settlers & the slaves arrived in Haiti, what was the ethnic population of that island? Or for that matter, the West Indies?
09:52 Wed 20th Jan 20103 answers, last by EDDIE51 10:22 Wed 20th Jan 2010
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Biology exam????

In my biology exam today( I'm a mature student), I was asked to name one thing that was commonly found in a cell. Apparently, Scouser is not the correct answer...
20:51 Mon 18th Jan 2010
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White or brown.

2 women called at my door & asked me what bread I ate. I said,"white". They then lectured me on the benefits of brown bread for the next 30mins! Bl00dy Hovis Witnesses!...
15:46 Mon 18th Jan 20102 answers, last by squarebear 08:33 Tue 19th Jan 2010
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Snow joke!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plough? Give her a shovel!!!...
20:11 Mon 11th Jan 20101 answer, last by squarebear 12:17 Wed 13th Jan 2010
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Best & worst...2009??

What's the best thing that happened to you last year, & whats the worst?
14:43 Wed 06th Jan 201034 answers, last by joggerjayne 17:01 Wed 06th Jan 2010
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Internet polls.

Are internet polls such as Toluna & myfreegiftuk worth entering?
19:40 Wed 30th Dec 20093 answers, last by lankeela 20:27 Wed 30th Dec 2009

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