Well, I\'ve decided to get out the bread making machine from the back of the kitchen cupboard, & have a go at making bread again. I\'ve made bread from the all-in-one mixes you can buy, but these...
Xmas should be good in heaven this year. Patrick Swazy's doing the dancing. Farah Fawcett is the angel. Stephen Gateley is singing the carols. Keith Floydd's cooking the dinner. And Michael Jackson's...
Whilst I was working on a house this week, I noticed that the next door neighbour was hanging out his washing. All his socks were hung in pairs, with the distance between them all the same. His pants,...
According to my partner I've never ever done the following properly; Opened or shut the curtains. Stacked the dishes. Hoovered the floor. Cleaned the bath, or shower screen. Swept or washed the...
In disgust at the way Norwich City played over the weekend in their 7-1 defeat. A disgruntled fan nailed his season ticket to his seat! After an hour or so he changed his mind, & went back into the...
A study into the sleeping patterns of inhabitants of European countries, have found that the Poles are the earliest risers. They all get up at the Krakow of dawn!!
Over the weekend I've managed to eat 3 chicken jalfreizis! Last night's had over 20 whole green chillies in it...I scoffed the lot.. My contributions on here today will be of the intermittent...
Has anyone else noticed that during all this MP's expenses row, the oil companies have sneaked the price of petrol up to near the ?1--0/lt mark. Has the price of crude oil gone up? Or am I being a bit...
Got to clear out the bathroom for decorating, emptying all the cupboards, shelves etc. How many items will be mine, & how many items will be my partners? Top prize for the nearest.
Is it possible to download a radio programme from the BBC I player? Or is it possible to record the programme from the computer? BTW, my middle name is Luddite, so try & put the answer in simple...