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3 sauces?

Cheese, mushroom or parsley sauce, with gammon, for me tea tonight? Oh, the agony of choice!
16:12 Wed 18th Feb 200925 answers, last by puddicat 19:43 Wed 18th Feb 2009
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3 pies.

Chicken & mushroom, steak & kidney or meat & potato. Which one should I have for me tea?
16:39 Tue 17th Feb 200919 answers, last by craft1948 18:01 Tue 17th Feb 2009
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Tesco's.

I was in Tesco's yesterday & a woman collapsed & died in front of me! I felt so sorry for her...she'd just bought a bag for life!
14:18 Sat 07th Feb 2009
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Irish joke.

Paddy finds his wife in crotch-less panties. She opens her legs & says. "Do you want to lick this?" He replies. "No way, look what its to your knickers!"
11:35 Thu 05th Feb 20091 answer, last by carrust 11:42 Thu 05th Feb 2009
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Poking a wasp nest !!

Why cant women; Whistle. Throw/kick a ball. Cut bread straight. Walk past a shoe/clothes/cake/chocolate/jewelry shop without stopping. Understand the workings of the internal combustion engine. Catch.
09:23 Thu 05th Feb 200932 answers, last by Mr Veritas 17:26 Thu 05th Feb 2009
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Sniff sniff.

Why do women smell their clothes before putting them on?
14:15 Tue 03rd Feb 200941 answers, last by puddicat 17:27 Tue 03rd Feb 2009
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Women & clothes.

Why is it when a woman gets a new top, & tries it on at home (having already tried it on in the shop), decides that she doesn't like it any more.
15:37 Mon 02nd Feb 200916 answers, last by sara3 16:54 Mon 02nd Feb 2009
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Sentimental joke.

It was the happiest day of my life. I arrived at the church, & the wife was waiting for me at the alter. I walked up the aisle, kissed her on the cheek, smiled. And closed the lid!!!
12:54 Fri 23rd Jan 20093 answers, last by johanna02 02:28 Sat 31st Jan 2009
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At it.

Just been over to my allotment to get some veg. The guy in the plot 2 away from mine was servicing one of the merry widows in his shed. What's the most bizarre place that you've done it?
15:24 Thu 22nd Jan 200945 answers, last by joggerjayne 18:06 Thu 22nd Jan 2009
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Problem page.

A Norfolk girl writes to the problem page of the local newspaper. Dear Anna, I am 13yrs old, & still a virgin... Do you think my brother is gay?
10:31 Thu 22nd Jan 20095 answers, last by richardjhoop 20:27 Thu 22nd Jan 2009
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Hobbies.

What's yours?
14:42 Tue 20th Jan 200966 answers, last by sqad617 18:26 Tue 20th Jan 2009
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Quiz Questions wanted.

My daughter has been given the job of a quiz to compile. As most daughters do, she's given me the job! I'm going to do a themed quiz on place names. eg.Q Who did Arthur Wellesley become? A. Duke of...
15:26 Mon 19th Jan 20095 answers, last by Steve.5 17:00 Mon 19th Jan 2009
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Observer speedy

Cradle song. B---E--- (8)
10:17 Mon 19th Jan 20092 answers, last by carrust 10:29 Mon 19th Jan 2009
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Addiction.

I've been drinking brake fluid for the last couple of years. A mate of mine said I was becoming addicted to the stuff. I replied," I could stop anytime!"
17:34 Sun 11th Jan 2009
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Wedding music.

I need help in choosing music for the evening disco after my daughters wedding in May. The age ranges will be from 8 to 90, so I've got to choose music that will try & suit everybody.
15:45 Fri 09th Jan 200916 answers, last by Markpeter 09:39 Fri 28th Feb 2014
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Ronaldo's

claiming the wall wasn't 10 yards!!
09:03 Fri 09th Jan 20095 answers, last by johnny.5 09:24 Fri 09th Jan 2009
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Short sighted Viking.

A myopic Viking was about to set-sail on a raid to England. At the wharf his wife says "when you get over there can you bring me a nice new stainless steel sink with a double drainer. Anyway, they set...
14:08 Thu 08th Jan 20092 answers, last by chillipepper 15:09 Sat 10th Jan 2009
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Sofa so good.

I am pleased to announce that the man who recently fell into an upholstery machine has completely recovered!
09:23 Wed 07th Jan 2009
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Ever Ready.

A man has been caught stealing car batteries & drinking the acid. Police are charging him in the morning!
16:58 Tue 06th Jan 2009

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