In my opinion this is my post of the week. Not so much the question, but the answers that she got. I can imagine the poster silently sucking a lemon, whilst hovering over the...
I've discovered today that rats have taken-up residence in my compost bin & garden shed...eating my home-grown spuds. What's the most effective way to get rid of them?
Whilst the missus was going thru a CV of a prospective employee she found this in the personal statement. "I expect to get good grades in maths & English, but I'm hoping for an extinction in drama :-)
I was dragged shopping with the missus on Sat, (been invited to a wedding) & she had to have the lot..shoes, frock etc. I was dragged into; 'king John Lewis, 'king Debenhams, 'king BHS, every 'king...
Why is it when a women is pi$$ed-off she has to let everyone know she's 'not happy'. Most blokes, when in a bad mood just shrug their shoulders, & get on with it. Why can't women do this?
Black women all over the world are shaving their pubic hair in support of Obama's election result! Their message to the world.... READ OUR LIPS.........NO MORE BUSH
I listened to a prog on R4 yesterday about a woman who'd taken a job at an animal testing centre, as a PR. She was terrorised for some time by animal right activists...abusive phone calls, house...
I'm thinking of building my own c.d racking system, as the shop bought ones are unsuitable. Does any one know where I can buy the metal or plastic inserts that the cd's sit on? I have googled it, but...
Just painting my wellies silver, & putting them outside my front door ready for tonight. Hopefully, the little sods wont come knocking if they think Gary Glitter lives here!!