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In my opinion this is my post of the week. Not so much the question, but the answers that she got. I can imagine the poster silently sucking a lemon, whilst hovering over the...
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I've discovered today that rats have taken-up residence in my compost bin & garden shed...eating my home-grown spuds. What's the most effective way to get rid of them?
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Whilst the missus was going thru a CV of a prospective employee she found this in the personal statement. "I expect to get good grades in maths & English, but I'm hoping for an extinction in drama :-)
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What piece of music was passed onto you by someone you love, & what you pass-on to a loved one.
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Revolving firework. GI-A-D-LE.
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Where you ever tortured by your dads' Black & White Minstrels records....I still have the scars:-( Any more instances of shocking abuse to children?
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Have you not done anything that everyone else has? eg. I've never played a computer game, or watched a complete episode of Friends.
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I don't watch any soaps or reality progs...am I alone?
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Does anybody do a night school course on 'ere?
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I was dragged shopping with the missus on Sat, (been invited to a wedding) & she had to have the lot..shoes, frock etc. I was dragged into; 'king John Lewis, 'king Debenhams, 'king BHS, every 'king...
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Is it worth buying an electric spice mill/grinder, or do I keep on using my pedstal & mortar?
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Why don't Russians wear boxer shorts? Because their Chernobyl fall out :-)
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Why is it when a women is pi$$ed-off she has to let everyone know she's 'not happy'. Most blokes, when in a bad mood just shrug their shoulders, & get on with it. Why can't women do this?
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Black women all over the world are shaving their pubic hair in support of Obama's election result! Their message to the world.... READ OUR LIPS.........NO MORE BUSH
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I listened to a prog on R4 yesterday about a woman who'd taken a job at an animal testing centre, as a PR. She was terrorised for some time by animal right activists...abusive phone calls, house...
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I'm thinking of building my own c.d racking system, as the shop bought ones are unsuitable. Does any one know where I can buy the metal or plastic inserts that the cd's sit on? I have googled it, but...
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http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/a134237/vicar- has-potato-removed-from-bottom.html
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Just painting my wellies silver, & putting them outside my front door ready for tonight. Hopefully, the little sods wont come knocking if they think Gary Glitter lives here!!
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Do you have one?

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