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Urban myth?

I've read somewhere that if you put car body polish on glass & tiles it makes them easier to clean...Urban myth??
12:48 Fri 25th Apr 20082 answers, last by Iceyuk 17:18 Sat 26th Apr 2008
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Pretentious menus.

Me & the missus went out for a meal last week to celebrate my birthday. We scanned the menu & found this: Wild salmon on a bed of freshly picked salad, with a 'chaperon' of sun-dried tomato & balsamic...
10:21 Wed 23rd Apr 20084 answers, last by GEEMAC 14:52 Thu 24th Apr 2008
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Corkage in restaurants.

Last weekend a group of us went for a meal in a restaurant. When the bill came we discovered that we'd been charged ?3-00 corkage/ bottle on wine & ?1-50 for beer.I thought that this was a bit...
12:03 Sun 06th Apr 200810 answers, last by Bigeye74 22:47 Tue 08th Apr 2008
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Carol Vorderman.

I saw Carol Vorderman on TV last week, & noticed she looked bustier than normal. Her faced also looked a bit on the tight side. Has she had some cosmetic work done?
12:37 Mon 14th Jan 200812 answers, last by helliebobs 17:26 Mon 14th Jan 2008
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Good barney going-on here!!

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Motoring/Cars/Q uestion504502.htm
14:06 Wed 09th Jan 20086 answers, last by knobbynonut 14:23 Wed 09th Jan 2008
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Screwdriver.

I've just bought an all-singing, all-dancing electrical screwdriver. It says on the instructions: So easy to operate, even a woman can use it! DISCUSS.
12:25 Wed 09th Jan 200812 answers, last by cazzzz1975 14:40 Wed 09th Jan 2008
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Heroin addicts.

My nephew is a recovering heroin addict. At the moment he's taking methadone under supervision at his local chemist. As he's got the dreaded 'flu bug, I've had to pick him up & take him to the chemist...
16:26 Mon 07th Jan 200880 answers, last by jimmy654 10:24 Fri 07th Nov 2008
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Hair dilemma.

Ms Carrust has just come back from the hairdressers. She couldn't see her usual stylist as she had double-booked. Anyway, the new stylist has made a much better job than the old one....What does she...
15:34 Sat 05th Jan 200812 answers, last by tufty7 21:20 Sat 05th Jan 2008
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Doctor.

A guy goes into the doctors with a strawberry on his head. The doctor says."Do you want some cream for that?"
23:08 Thu 03rd Jan 20083 answers, last by carrust 15:23 Sat 05th Jan 2008
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Arrests!

2 guys were arrested this xmas. 1 for eating fireworks, the other for drinking battery acid. One was charged & the other let-off!
20:15 Tue 01st Jan 20082 answers, last by excelsior 17:10 Thu 03rd Jan 2008
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Double cream.

Is it possible to freeze double cream?...I've got gallons of the stuff!!
17:35 Thu 27th Dec 20078 answers, last by B00 21:20 Thu 27th Dec 2007
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Later....

Has anyone on here been an audience member on Later with Jools Holland? If you have, how did you get hold of the tickets.
22:08 Sun 16th Dec 20073 answers, last by carrust 21:17 Mon 17th Dec 2007
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Mummy mummy jokes.

Mummy mummy,"can I lick the bowl"? "No, flush it like everyone else". ......................................... Mummy mummy,"can I play with grandma"? "No, you've dug her up three times today" Any...
19:28 Sun 18th Nov 20076 answers, last by Bewlay Bros 18:07 Tue 20th Nov 2007
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Skunks.

As I was sat in my car this morning I saw a woman walking a skunk on a lead! Are skunks the trendy pet to own, & are they suitable to be kept as a pet?
14:27 Mon 12th Nov 20077 answers, last by babybombo 18:02 Tue 13th Nov 2007
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Och eye the noooo !

How do you torture a Scotsman? Put-on a Jimmy Shand record & tie his feet to the floor!!
20:48 Mon 05th Nov 20071 answer, last by heathfield 10:27 Tue 06th Nov 2007
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Hello sailor.

There were 2 gay guys Julian & Sandy, they got-on really well, however, their sex life was getting a bit boring. Julian decides to spice it up a bit by having a tattoo, so off he goes to the the...
17:46 Mon 05th Nov 20071 answer, last by spaced 14:08 Tue 06th Nov 2007
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Soil conditioner.

Is it possible to use the gubbins left-over from brewing beer ( hops, barley etc) on my allotment, to act as a soil conditioner.
21:54 Tue 16th Oct 20071 answer, last by Ethel 23:01 Tue 16th Oct 2007
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Never been to Church.

After watching the Protestant Revolution last night, I suddenly thought that I've never been to church voluntarily in my life. I've been to weddings, funerals etc, but I've never sat through a normal...
20:49 Thu 20th Sep 200720 answers, last by carrust 20:23 Mon 24th Sep 2007
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T Rex.

What was Mark Bolan's last hit? Wrap a yellow mini round the old oak tree!!
19:30 Sat 15th Sep 20073 answers, last by lankeela 16:19 Mon 17th Sep 2007
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Site problems.

Regarding the probs we are having with the site running very slow at the moment. I was wondering what all the full-time ABers are doing with their day. Are they having to do some work for a change?...
15:14 Fri 14th Sep 200712 answers, last by monkeyeyes 16:34 Fri 14th Sep 2007

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