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Kids names.

Looking through the local parish magazine I found the baptism page. Here are some of the names the parents' have landed their kids with. Madison Daisy Doris. Henry Rupert. Lewis Brett. Would you do...
19:58 Mon 05th Jan 200942 answers, last by melv16 23:42 Tue 06th Aug 2024
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I.O.S Concise.

Nonvenomous snake. 6 letters P---O-
11:11 Mon 05th Jan 20092 answers, last by carrust 11:17 Mon 05th Jan 2009
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Prog Rock.

Anyone going to watch this tonight? http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00g8tfv
21:05 Fri 02nd Jan 200911 answers, last by carrust 21:21 Fri 02nd Jan 2009
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Telly Tubby.

A kid came up to me the other day & asked me. "What's your favorite Telly Tubby mister?" I said. "Probably the new Samsung 50" wide-screen, with surround sound, you cheeky little tw@t".
12:24 Fri 02nd Jan 20095 answers, last by carrust 15:41 Tue 06th Jan 2009
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Xmas pressie.

Was anyone else given a spurtle this Xmas?
19:40 Sun 28th Dec 200810 answers, last by TCL-MUMPING 21:14 Sun 28th Dec 2008
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Urgent Notice!!!

The eating of red cabbage, sprouts, leeks, Jerusalem artichokes cashew nuts & horse radish sauce on Christmas day, has now become notifiable under the 1978 explosives act!!!
18:43 Sun 28th Dec 200828 answers, last by knobby... 19:55 Sun 28th Dec 2008
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Slap list.

Who would you like to give a good slap this Xmas?
09:18 Wed 24th Dec 200863 answers, last by cab 01:40 Thu 25th Dec 2008
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Comets.

Is the comet Holmes, which was visible last year in Perseus, still in the Solar System?
09:08 Wed 24th Dec 20089 answers, last by R1Geezer 12:08 Wed 24th Dec 2008
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Jokes for Christmas crackers.

Daughter has volunteered to make Christmas crackers for a Xmas party. I need 20 good, clean jokes to put in them.
08:57 Tue 23rd Dec 200822 answers, last by annie0000 11:47 Tue 23rd Dec 2008
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Sirloin rib of beef.

Is there any difference between bog-standard rib of beef, & sirloin rib of beef. Do you cook SROB any differenly?
14:57 Mon 22nd Dec 20084 answers, last by carrust 08:43 Tue 23rd Dec 2008
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Bird Table/feeder.

What's on yours?
20:46 Mon 15th Dec 200831 answers, last by danchip 09:01 Wed 17th Dec 2008
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Bent.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/s nooker/7784487.stm Am I one of the only people that think that most sport is bent?
19:44 Mon 15th Dec 20084 answers, last by carrust 13:14 Wed 17th Dec 2008
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Dads' Army/ Hi Di Hi new cast list.

Capt Mainwaring..........Sgt Rock Corporal Jones.............Doc Spock Private Pike....................Knobby Gladys Pugh...................Jogger Jane .....to be continued...add your own if you like
15:47 Sat 13th Dec 20088 answers, last by knobby... 16:12 Sat 13th Dec 2008
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Craft fairs.

I got dragged kicking & screaming to an outdoor craft fair yesterday ! I've never seen so much over-priced, poor quality junk in all my life. Who buys this crap!!!!
14:25 Mon 08th Dec 200811 answers, last by theonlyone 16:30 Mon 08th Dec 2008
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Scrabble anyone?

Log-on to this thread & I'll dole-out your letters.
15:44 Fri 05th Dec 200837 answers, last by no.knowledge 16:59 Fri 05th Dec 2008
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Scrabble.

Last night I got quartz on a triple word score, followed it up by putting ite on the end. Missus was sucking several lemons :-)
19:58 Sun 30th Nov 20083 answers, last by knobby... 20:24 Sun 30th Nov 2008
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Good news, I'm going to a party tonight!

Bad news, it's with a load of social workers, & teachers.:((((
16:00 Fri 28th Nov 20089 answers, last by mccfluff 16:17 Fri 28th Nov 2008
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In deep doo doo.

Is there any way to remove a scorch-mark out of a silk top?
14:51 Thu 27th Nov 20085 answers, last by theonlyone 18:02 Thu 27th Nov 2008
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Meat balls.

Anybody got a quick recipe for meatballs? Just bought some past sell by date pork & beef mince.
15:40 Tue 25th Nov 20086 answers, last by no.knowledge 21:00 Thu 27th Nov 2008
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bo.

How do you tell somebody they they smell? Without offending them.
15:11 Tue 25th Nov 200836 answers, last by LadyEyre 20:30 Tue 25th Nov 2008

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