Dad cooks deer for dinner,& doesn't tell the kids what it is. He gives them 1 clue. "It's what your mother calls me" The boy yells! "It's a 'king knob, don't eat it"!!!
Man & wife are in bed together. "I do wish my boobs were larger," she sighed at him. "Why not try rubbing 'em with toilet paper?" he answered. "Will it make them bigger?" She inquired...
As the economic situation worsens, I've decided for the 1st time in over 20 years as working as a self employed decorator, to advertise in a local up-market magazine. The problem is, knowing how to...