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Sticky????

I'm all sticky! Is anyone else?
15:21 Mon 21st Dec 200919 answers, last by joggerjayne 15:34 Mon 21st Dec 2009
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Bargain??

I've just been offered 8 legs of venison for £40-00... Does anyone think this is too dear???...
15:53 Thu 17th Dec 20098 answers, last by LucyThomas7 15:50 Sat 19th Dec 2009
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Contraception??

I saw a sign in the hospital the other day that read. Family Planning-Use Rear Entrance. Good advice I thought!...
11:28 Mon 14th Dec 200921 answers, last by ummmm 11:57 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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Strange behaviour.

Worked at a house yesterday, & when I went to the toilet I noticed that she'd put cling-film all over the shower screen. When i asked her why she did this, she said it was to keep it clean. Anyone...
10:16 Fri 11th Dec 200914 answers, last by B00 12:20 Fri 11th Dec 2009
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Odd one out?

Which in the odd one out? A shark A lobster A crab Or a Scouser. The shark....The other 3 are pinching b@rstards who wear shell suits!...
10:05 Fri 11th Dec 2009
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Smack!

Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care.... One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma....
14:02 Tue 08th Dec 20091 answer, last by suzie1 17:34 Wed 09th Dec 2009
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Carpeted!

I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"...
13:59 Tue 08th Dec 20092 answers, last by snugglebuggles 17:35 Wed 09th Dec 2009
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Thieves everywhere

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick-pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?...
13:47 Tue 08th Dec 20093 answers, last by snugglebuggles 17:35 Wed 09th Dec 2009
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SuBo

Since Susan Boyle has been on TV all over the world, there's been a marked drop in Islamic suicide bombings! Apparently, terrorists are no longer as keen to get to paradise, now they know what a...
20:16 Mon 07th Dec 20092 answers, last by suzie1 17:36 Wed 09th Dec 2009
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Jelly Factory.

After working at the local jelly factory for the past 10 years, I have decided to leave. I was getting too set in my ways....
21:20 Tue 24th Nov 20099 answers, last by Nav900 20:49 Sun 13th Dec 2009
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New old joke.

What's green, & has 4 eyes? 2 frogs!...
17:55 Mon 16th Nov 2009
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Happy & sad.

A husband & wife were sitting watching TV. Ht turns to her & says. "Babe, will you tell me something that will make me happy & sad at the same time". She says. "You've got...
09:45 Mon 16th Nov 20098 answers, last by lesblue 13:45 Mon 16th Nov 2009
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Population control.

As our fair country is becoming over-populated, I think it's about time that population control came into effect. Come the revolution the following should be put-up against a wall & shot! Anyone...
11:17 Mon 09th Nov 200992 answers, last by smudge 16:18 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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Homework????

A boy comes home from school at 7pm. "Where were you"? Asked is dad. "I was with Jessica", he replied. " What were you doing"? " We were revising dad". After...
09:35 Mon 09th Nov 20092 answers, last by craft1948 14:09 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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Poetry corner (part 3)

Spare-ed sat in his ivory tower
13:58 Tue 03rd Nov 200915 answers, last by brenda 17:20 Tue 03rd Nov 2009
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Poetry corner (part 2)

There was a guitarist from Oldham.
11:08 Tue 03rd Nov 20096 answers, last by ELVIS68 12:26 Tue 03rd Nov 2009
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Poetry corner.

Here's the 1st line. There was a randy old goat from Menorca........
10:53 Tue 03rd Nov 200910 answers, last by steg 13:37 Tue 03rd Nov 2009
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Stockings & animals..

How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose? 2 calves. An ass A beaver A sh1t load of hares A camel toe And a fish that nobody can fing!!...
21:09 Mon 02nd Nov 200913 answers, last by lucca 18:36 Thu 05th Nov 2009
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Quick joke.

Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock knock.
20:27 Thu 29th Oct 200925 answers, last by sophie_1003 21:04 Thu 29th Oct 2009
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Womens lonely hearts ads.

What they really mean!! Adventurous....................Slut. Athletic..............................No tits. 30 something..................41 Fun.....................................Annoy ing....
20:38 Sun 25th Oct 20094 answers, last by carrust 20:13 Mon 26th Oct 2009

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