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Allotment joke.

Someone hes mysteriously dumped a load of Bisto all over my allotment....... The plot thickens....................
19:44 Tue 16th Mar 20103 answers, last by craft1948 21:24 Tue 16th Mar 2010
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Knock knock

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20:20 Mon 15th Mar 201013 answers, last by carrust 20:32 Mon 15th Mar 2010
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Para-normal

A friend of mine in the parachute regiment has been stationed in Switzerland for the last 2 yrs. He has recently married a local girl who can; wash-up with one hand, cook with the other, dust with a...
09:21 Fri 12th Mar 20107 answers, last by Madmonks 20:38 Sat 13th Mar 2010
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Religeous dogma.

http://www.google.com...ZfMaqPPiLgCyyW0N043IA Should a person like this be doing the job she is doing?...
08:53 Wed 10th Mar 201014 answers, last by naomi24 08:49 Fri 12th Mar 2010
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The Bad good old days

Following on from bobbi's thread, the good old days weren't that good. Things I don't miss are; No central heating, outside toilets, tin baths in front of the fire. Being battered at school by the...
11:19 Mon 08th Mar 201033 answers, last by in a mo 16:02 Mon 08th Mar 2010
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Up the Amazon.

A man comes back from the Amazon with a cOck sucking frog & gives it to his wife. She asks. "What should I do with that?" He says. "Teach it to cook , then sod off."...
09:10 Mon 08th Mar 2010
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Rats.

I've got rats again in my back garden :-(. Is it legal to shoot them with an air rifle from a bedroom window?
14:52 Fri 05th Mar 201029 answers, last by LoftyLottie 13:29 Mon 08th Mar 2010
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Chablis, ladies??

Apparently, if a woman drinks just 2 glasses of white wine a day, it increases the chances of her having a stroke....... But, if you buy her the whole bottle she will suck it as well..................
09:25 Mon 22nd Feb 20102 answers, last by another-view 12:54 Mon 22nd Feb 2010
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Fight fight fight!!!!

They're squabbling on Q&P again!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.theanswerb...s/Question863737.html...
15:06 Fri 19th Feb 201038 answers, last by mccfluff 16:38 Fri 19th Feb 2010
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Latin translation.

Did you know that the Latin for Prius is..............ARRGGHHHHH
14:32 Fri 19th Feb 201012 answers, last by heathfield 17:58 Fri 19th Feb 2010
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Nightmare!!

I dreamt last night I was eating my pillow... I woke up feeling down in the mouth...........
14:25 Fri 19th Feb 20108 answers, last by dustypuss 16:15 Wed 24th Feb 2010
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Solarcaine/Lignocaine

Is it still available at the chemists?
15:26 Tue 16th Feb 2010
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Plawn Clacker.

Got a Chinese take-away last night, & as I got to the car I heard the bag rustle. So, I looked over & saw a pair of eyes looking out of the top of the bag, then disappear back inside. I was so...
09:48 Tue 16th Feb 20104 answers, last by marval 13:03 Tue 16th Feb 2010
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Hairdo in Newcastle.

Woman walks into hairdressers in Newcastle & says..."Can I have a perm please?" Geordie stylist says. " I wandered lonely as a cloud."..................
15:35 Thu 11th Feb 20105 answers, last by mangomidget 22:42 Thu 11th Feb 2010
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Shoes.

How many pairs have you got?? Laydeezz...Calculators are allowed when answering the question LOL....
14:43 Tue 02nd Feb 201035 answers, last by society 15:19 Tue 02nd Feb 2010
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Unwanted e-mails.

Is there any way to prevent unwanted e-mails from advertisers cluttering up my inbox & junk folder? I stupidly signed up to one of those on-line market research companies:-(
14:22 Tue 02nd Feb 20104 answers, last by carrust 14:30 Tue 02nd Feb 2010
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Fleeces.

How many have you got?
13:49 Mon 01st Feb 201029 answers, last by mrmoonshine 17:26 Mon 01st Feb 2010
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Antiques Roadshow. Wales/Bath.

After my post last week saying that the Welsh must be the ugliest people in Christendom, that mantle has now been taken by the good folk of Bath. :-)
09:49 Mon 01st Feb 201014 answers, last by McMouse 11:17 Mon 01st Feb 2010
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Oirish joke

Paddy's struggling down the road with a wardrobe. A friend says. "Hey Paddy why don't you get Mick to help you? Paddy says. "He's inside carrying the clothes"!...
10:19 Fri 29th Jan 20105 answers, last by ummmm 10:29 Fri 29th Jan 2010

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