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Quiz time.

The missus has been asked to compile a quiz...so I've ended up with it! I've decided to make it a themed quiz, where every answer is the name of a place in Britain. eg, Who was the original bass...
09:09 Mon 03rd May 201022 answers, last by carrust 13:22 Mon 03rd May 2010
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Friday joke.

My mate had a girlfriend called Lorraine. But he was cheating on her with another girl called Claire Lee. Unfortunately Lorraine died...At her funeral my mate stood up in church & sang... "I...
15:04 Fri 30th Apr 20102 answers, last by lucca 23:23 Fri 30th Apr 2010
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Dirty carpets?

A little old lady answers a knock at the door to be met by a travelling vacuum cleaner salesman. Before she has chance to speak, the man tips a bucket of dog sh1t over her carpet & explains........
09:48 Tue 20th Apr 20101 answer, last by angel12 09:49 Tue 20th Apr 2010
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Slugs..........

Has anyone on here had any success with using biological methods to control slugs. I'm fed-up with having a lot of spuds been damaged by the little blighters:-(
14:47 Mon 19th Apr 201018 answers, last by Gail_Fawcast 21:17 Tue 20th Apr 2010
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Geography.

What do you call a place that's between suicide & murder?.....Merseyside............
09:23 Mon 12th Apr 2010
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Weight-watchers.

What do you call a black guy who's just lost 30 stones?.................... Lenny Henry..................
19:16 Thu 08th Apr 20104 answers, last by carrust 17:35 Fri 09th Apr 2010
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Sructural Engineer.

Is it possible to get your money back from a structural engineer who has made a mis-diagnosis of a problem on a house?
09:20 Wed 07th Apr 20105 answers, last by carrust 10:00 Wed 07th Apr 2010
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Choo choo.

It has just been revealed that Bob Crow the railway union leader didn't have a normal birth. He walked out after 9 months.............
15:56 Thu 01st Apr 20102 answers, last by marval 15:57 Thu 01st Apr 2010
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What is....

The best & worst meal you've ever had?
09:16 Thu 01st Apr 201014 answers, last by lankeela 10:15 Thu 01st Apr 2010
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A horse, a horse my kingdom......

Richard III is alive & well, & is running a camping & outdoor shop in Wales. During the inclement weather, sales in the store have dropped dramatically. To get more customers in the shop...
08:18 Thu 01st Apr 20102 answers, last by boxtops 15:34 Thu 01st Apr 2010
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Underscore e-mail address.

How to you write an underscore e-mail address?
14:45 Wed 31st Mar 201019 answers, last by whiskeryron 12:48 Fri 02nd Apr 2010
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Yuk!

At a customers house this morning, his daughter was having scrambled eggs on toast smothered in gravy...yuk Is there anything more disgusting than eggs & gravy?...
14:44 Tue 30th Mar 201046 answers, last by boxtops 19:27 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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Ladies feet.

Would you put yourself through this treatment, ladies? http://appyfeet.co.uk...m_frontpage/Itemid,1/...
14:18 Tue 30th Mar 201014 answers, last by mrs.chappie 21:45 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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B.S.T Norfolk

I hope the kindly citizens of Norfolk remembered to put their clocks forward on Saturday....To 1965....
18:36 Mon 29th Mar 20103 answers, last by mollykins 15:39 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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Lottery win.

Man asks wife..."What would you do if i won the lottery?" Wife says......... "Take half then leave you." He replies........ "Excellent, here's £5-00. now sod-off."...
20:14 Mon 22nd Mar 20101 answer, last by poodicat 20:15 Mon 22nd Mar 2010
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Odd names.

Just been watching the local news, & a guy came on called Clarence Littlenobb. LOL. Any more names out there that people have been lumbered with?...
19:48 Mon 22nd Mar 201017 answers, last by marval 21:57 Mon 22nd Mar 2010
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Allotment joke no8

Someone has just dumped a district of Cardiff covered in thixotropic liquid, that's slowly setting on my allotment. The Splott thickens....................
14:22 Mon 22nd Mar 2010
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Lionel Ritchie...........

Lionel Ritchie has converted to Islam & opened a butchers shop in Leicester. It's called.................... "Halal, is it me you're looking for?"...
09:30 Fri 19th Mar 20101 answer, last by carrust 09:59 Fri 19th Mar 2010
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Boot lickers.

Who is the biggest one on this site? LOL
10:05 Thu 18th Mar 201011 answers, last by carrust 10:28 Thu 18th Mar 2010
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Allotment joke no2

Someone has mysteriously dumped a load of copies of A Christmas Carol on my allotment..... The plot Dickens.............
09:00 Thu 18th Mar 20104 answers, last by carrust 11:09 Thu 18th Mar 2010

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