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Whatever next??

I've just heard on the radio that you can get electronically controlled gears for your bicycle...The price...over ?2,000...Would you buy 'em?
12:44 Mon 27th Oct 20082 answers, last by petal54 16:47 Mon 27th Oct 2008
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Ay-up.

A Yorkshireman in a workingmans club is joined by his mate. 'As turn been on yet lad?" he asks. "Yes, E were a comedian". "Any good?" "Oreeit if tha likes laughing".
09:10 Mon 27th Oct 2008
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Poly Tunnels.

Can anyone recommend a good quality poly tunnel. I've googled it & have come-up with hundreds of 'em.
14:04 Fri 24th Oct 20082 answers, last by carrust 08:45 Mon 27th Oct 2008
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Ceefax or Teletext

What's your favourite page?
12:57 Tue 21st Oct 20087 answers, last by carrust 17:54 Tue 21st Oct 2008
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Current affairs.

What's the capital of Iceland? About ?4-50!!!!
17:04 Fri 10th Oct 2008
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Farmers boy.

Little Tommy on a farm, runs inside..."Mummy the bulls 'king the cow!" "No Tommy, you must be polite & say the bulls surprising the cow" Later Tommy runs in again... "Mummy the bulls surprising all...
21:00 Fri 26th Sep 20081 answer, last by MrBen5 21:01 Fri 26th Sep 2008
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Transplant.

A man has both of his cut-off in a tragic accident. The hospital, who were short of ear donors decide to give him 1 ear from a dog, & the other from a pig. A month after the op the man goes & sees the...
18:55 Sun 14th Sep 20082 answers, last by tombrandy 15:52 Wed 17th Sep 2008
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Harry Potter

Started reading Harry Potter, but I think it's a bit far-fetched! I can buy the fact that magic exists,& that there could be such things as unicorns & wizards. But a ginger kid with 2...
14:45 Thu 11th Sep 200821 answers, last by debbz1969 18:08 Wed 29th Oct 2008
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****+%$

http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V2038
21:23 Tue 09th Sep 2008
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Lost Wives?

2 men at Heathrow. 1st man says "I can't find my wife". 2nd man says "I cant find mine either, what does she look like"? "She's 6ft tall,blonde, big boobs, long legs,mini-skirt, stockings, high heels...
20:49 Tue 09th Sep 20081 answer, last by JonnyBoy12 21:35 Wed 10th Sep 2008
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Vinegar smell.

After a weekends chutney making the whole house reeks of vinegar. How do you get rid of the smell?
20:26 Mon 08th Sep 20082 answers, last by Whoever 21:26 Mon 08th Sep 2008
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Meeooww

I've just got home & found the cat dead in the washing machine.I'm totally devastated:-( But at least it died in comfort !
10:44 Wed 13th Aug 20086 answers, last by ll_billym 20:58 Sat 16th Aug 2008
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Hedge trimmers.

After 25 yrs my old Black & Decker hedge trimmers have finally bitten the dust. I've googled hedge trimmers, & got a plethora of answers. I'm willing to pay up to ?80-00 for a new set...What's the...
11:43 Fri 08th Aug 20085 answers, last by Disco Fever 11:46 Sun 10th Aug 2008
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Ay-up lad.

A rich bloke from Barnsley goes into a jewelers' shop & asks."Can tha make a gold statue of mi dog"? Jeweler replies. "18 carat "? "Nay lad" says the rich bloke. "Chewin a bone".
21:22 Wed 06th Aug 20088 answers, last by carrust 11:51 Fri 08th Aug 2008
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Ikea.

I've just spent the whole of yesterday putting together one of those self-assembly beds. I got a leg-over when I'd finished!
20:34 Sun 03rd Aug 20081 answer, last by squarebear 12:00 Mon 04th Aug 2008
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Countdown.

It's a pity that Carol Vorderman is leaving countdown. I was watching her last night & got aroused. 7 letters...not bad eh!
11:59 Thu 31st Jul 20087 answers, last by Panic Button 14:24 Wed 06th Aug 2008
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Mooooo!

What's the difference between PMT & BSE? One makes old cows froth at the mouth & go mad. The other's an agricultural disease.
20:17 Mon 02nd Jun 20082 answers, last by squarebear 08:40 Thu 05th Jun 2008
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Dinner party from hell ?

Ms Carrust's future boss has invited us for a dinner party on Saurday night. The boss & his wife are both born again Christians, vegans & teetotallers. What the fcuk are we going to talk about. Any...
21:28 Thu 15th May 200859 answers, last by helliebobs 22:38 Thu 15th May 2008
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Darwin awards.

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/Driver-sets-head -on-fire.4030059.jp Are there any people still evolving your area?
13:46 Tue 29th Apr 20081 answer, last by DarkMajes71c 14:27 Tue 29th Apr 2008

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