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Coriander.

I've got a load of coriander plants on my allotment that have gone to seed. Is it better to dry them, freeze them green or can they be used green?
16:36 Thu 13th Sep 20075 answers, last by BBWCHATT 18:22 Fri 14th Sep 2007
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Home improvement.

Q.How do you sell a Scotsman double glazing. A.Tell him his kids can't hear the ice cream van.
16:19 Thu 13th Sep 20075 answers, last by Neilzulu1 08:26 Fri 14th Sep 2007
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Touchy women

I've recently been doing-up an office block. While I was there a get well soon card came round & I was asked to sign it. The card was for a woman who'd just had a hysterectomy, & I put "I never knew...
11:38 Wed 05th Sep 200741 answers, last by legend758duo 13:25 Wed 05th Sep 2007
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Horseradish sauce.

I've got a horseradish plant in my allotment. Has anyone got a recipe for a sauce that will keep.
16:00 Tue 04th Sep 20075 answers, last by BBWCHATT 15:55 Wed 05th Sep 2007
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Handbags & Gladrags.

I take a monthly subscription for the magazine Nature. There's an article in it that says that they've discovered female hormones in alcohol. Anybody noticed any changes yet?
11:44 Thu 23rd Aug 20078 answers, last by carrust 22:20 Thu 23rd Aug 2007
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Ironing.

What's the correct way to iron a shirt? I go collar, body then finally the sleeves. I've been told this is wrong.
16:17 Thu 16th Aug 200724 answers, last by heathfield 10:59 Fri 17th Aug 2007
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Words fail me on this one

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news?articleid=310777 1
21:42 Tue 14th Aug 20076 answers, last by iheartruby 01:00 Wed 15th Aug 2007
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Croak croak.

A woman sees a sign outside a pet shop. CLITTORIS LICKING FROG ?50-00. She goes in , "I'd like to see the clitoris licking frog". Man behind the counter says. BONJOUR
23:05 Tue 07th Aug 20079 answers, last by bloop- 23:35 Fri 24th Aug 2007
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Book jokes.

Broken windows...by Eva Brick. Unsuccessful lion taming...by Claude Balls. I used to know loads of these....Any more???
14:46 Sun 05th Aug 200722 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 00:54 Thu 04th Oct 2007
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Leaving kids with the workman?

Every school holiday I do some decorating work for a family who have 2 kids. The father is out at work all day, but the mother doesn't work. The last time I worked for them the mother kept going out...
10:41 Fri 03rd Aug 20075 answers, last by Lore 11:36 Fri 03rd Aug 2007
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Employment jokes.

I wanted to be a baker, but they didn't have a roll for me. I wanted to be a printer, but I was afraid of being typecast. I wanted to be a plumber, but it was just a pipe dream. Any more?????
21:42 Fri 27th Jul 200716 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 01:13 Thu 04th Oct 2007
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Asparagus peas.

I've managed to grow some asparagus peas in my allotment ! Does anyone know of a good recipe for them?
21:47 Tue 24th Jul 20074 answers, last by carrust 21:32 Fri 27th Jul 2007
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Execution.

Englishman, Irishman, Welshman & Scotsman were captured by the Taliban, & were to to be executed. They were each given a last wish. Scotsman..I would like a 1,000 bagpipers & drummers as mine....
21:44 Sat 21st Jul 20074 answers, last by snakehelp 01:23 Sat 28th Jul 2007
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Chicken Pie.

A chicken pie walks into a pub & orders a drink."Sorry" says the barman. "We don't serve food".
22:22 Mon 16th Jul 20072 answers, last by lozgirl 15:11 Tue 31st Jul 2007
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Another flood joke.

The streets of Sheffield echo to the cries of ; "super, smashing, great, as Bullseye's speedboat winners finally get the chance to use the fcukers !!
23:12 Thu 28th Jun 20074 answers, last by Doc Spock 22:48 Fri 29th Jun 2007
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Riddle

If a centipede a pint, how much did the precipice?
23:11 Thu 21st Jun 20072 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 11:21 Thu 04th Oct 2007

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