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What's the optimum width for a raised bed for allotment gardening?
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What's the minimum pitch angle on a sloping roof to enable you to tile or slate it ?
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Is this taking censorship too far http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Home-and-Garden /DIY/Question405168.html Please feel free to fill in the missing word.
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I've just finished a decorating job for a very wealthy Barrister. I helped him out with colour scheming,ordering & collecting materials etc. I even took him down to the garage to pick his car up. At...
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Does anyone know of a decent campsite in Swanage?
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I think i'll commit Hari Kiri ! It's been nice knowing you all!! http://www.boreme.com/boremerigid/funny-2007/x -rated-parrot-p1.php
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What's time is it when there's a pork-pie on top of the Barnsley Town Hall clock? Summat to Ate!
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What does Dr Who have with his pizza? Dalek Bread!!!
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But she did it, did it, did it.
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What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?
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Have any of you lot got any naff middle names? Come on, own-up. Are they as bad as mine!
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Is there any way to test the fertility of the soil in my allotment?
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Is there a polite way to tell a person they have terrible BO?
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What's 60ft long & smells of wee?..The queue waiting to get into a Cliff Richard's concert.
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What whistles & licks Alex Furguson's ar$e? A premiership ref! What's 3ft long & keeps a tw@t warm? A Man Utd scarf!
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Q. How can you tell then an Essex girl has had an orgasm? A. She drops her chips! Q.Where's the best place to take an Essex girl for a good night out? A. Up the ar$e!
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Doctor doctor, I think i'm a yo yo..Well, sit down, sit down, sit down.
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Can anyone recommend a book for allotment gardening? It has a derelict green house that is built onto a 2ft high base. Are there any websites that have plans for builing your own greenhouse?
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My wife is a terrible cook. When we had ploughmans lunch she put a ploughman in it. Then we had shepherds pie, & a shepherd was put in it. I left her when Coq au Vin was on the menu !!!

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