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Raised beds.

What's the optimum width for a raised bed for allotment gardening?
10:49 Wed 30th May 20071 answer, last by heathfield 11:18 Wed 30th May 2007
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Roof pitches.

What's the minimum pitch angle on a sloping roof to enable you to tile or slate it ?
14:16 Mon 14th May 2007
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Censorship

Is this taking censorship too far http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Home-and-Garden /DIY/Question405168.html Please feel free to fill in the missing word.
14:31 Fri 11th May 200713 answers, last by Bellringer 20:02 Tue 15th May 2007
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Tipping.

I've just finished a decorating job for a very wealthy Barrister. I helped him out with colour scheming,ordering & collecting materials etc. I even took him down to the garage to pick his car up. At...
10:26 Fri 11th May 200769 answers, last by mrknowall 11:17 Sat 12th May 2007
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Campsites in Swanage.

Does anyone know of a decent campsite in Swanage?
21:42 Mon 30th Apr 20071 answer, last by Gruntfuttuck 00:19 Tue 01st May 2007
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Goodbye everybody?

I think i'll commit Hari Kiri ! It's been nice knowing you all!! http://www.boreme.com/boremerigid/funny-2007/x -rated-parrot-p1.php
21:23 Thu 12th Apr 20076 answers, last by pussnboots 23:15 Thu 12th Apr 2007
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Quelle heure etille?

What's time is it when there's a pork-pie on top of the Barnsley Town Hall clock? Summat to Ate!
21:02 Tue 03rd Apr 20071 answer, last by Bellringer 22:59 Tue 03rd Apr 2007
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Exterminate!!!

What does Dr Who have with his pizza? Dalek Bread!!!
15:46 Fri 30th Mar 2007
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She was only the morse code operators Daughter

But she did it, did it, did it.
20:07 Tue 20th Mar 20071 answer, last by heathfield 10:05 Wed 21st Mar 2007
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Answer & add 1 of your own.

What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?
21:54 Mon 19th Mar 200749 answers, last by Whiskery Ron 22:04 Fri 23rd Mar 2007
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Embarrassing middle names?

Have any of you lot got any naff middle names? Come on, own-up. Are they as bad as mine!
20:54 Mon 19th Mar 200725 answers, last by johnlambert 21:44 Tue 20th Mar 2007
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Soil fertility

Is there any way to test the fertility of the soil in my allotment?
10:47 Fri 16th Mar 20071 answer, last by teag1rl 15:13 Fri 16th Mar 2007
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Smelly person.

Is there a polite way to tell a person they have terrible BO?
21:10 Fri 09th Mar 200711 answers, last by namie 23:07 Fri 09th Mar 2007
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Smelly people?

What's 60ft long & smells of wee?..The queue waiting to get into a Cliff Richard's concert.
10:51 Fri 09th Mar 20072 answers, last by abbie10 18:29 Thu 03rd May 2007
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Some more Man Utd jokes!

What whistles & licks Alex Furguson's ar$e? A premiership ref! What's 3ft long & keeps a tw@t warm? A Man Utd scarf!
12:48 Thu 01st Mar 20071 answer, last by brian j john 19:40 Thu 01st Mar 2007
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Essex girls.

Q. How can you tell then an Essex girl has had an orgasm? A. She drops her chips! Q.Where's the best place to take an Essex girl for a good night out? A. Up the ar$e!
11:04 Thu 01st Mar 2007
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Doctor doctor

Doctor doctor, I think i'm a yo yo..Well, sit down, sit down, sit down.
10:56 Thu 01st Mar 2007
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Allotment gardening.

Can anyone recommend a book for allotment gardening? It has a derelict green house that is built onto a 2ft high base. Are there any websites that have plans for builing your own greenhouse?
22:07 Mon 26th Feb 20074 answers, last by WendyS 14:37 Sun 04th Mar 2007
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Shocking cook.

My wife is a terrible cook. When we had ploughmans lunch she put a ploughman in it. Then we had shepherds pie, & a shepherd was put in it. I left her when Coq au Vin was on the menu !!!
11:29 Mon 26th Feb 2007

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