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Albinos..............

...............You can’t say fairer than that!
15:55 Sun 11th Sep 20117 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 16:29 Sun 11th Sep 2011
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Baseball

I've been watching baseball on ESPN & I noticed that very few black players play it. I also noticed that the crowd is overwhelmingly white. Why is this so?...
19:55 Tue 30th Aug 20112 answers, last by snags 17:59 Thu 01st Sep 2011
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I ain't afraid.

I saw this song being performed a couple of weeks ago by Roy Bailey....It should be compulsive listening to all religious zealots!!!
18:09 Sun 28th Aug 20118 answers, last by carrust 15:42 Sun 11th Sep 2011
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Suck suck.

The grim reaper has just turned up on my doorstep! So I attacked him with the hoover....That's Dyson with death..........
11:18 Thu 25th Aug 20113 answers, last by piggynose 13:31 Thu 25th Aug 2011
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Quickie

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.........
19:55 Thu 18th Aug 20118 answers, last by sith123 18:21 Sun 28th Aug 2011
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New super-group

"Did you hear Handel has teamed up with Hinge and Bracket? They've formed The Doors!!!!
15:01 Fri 05th Aug 20113 answers, last by Jemisa 14:53 Sat 06th Aug 2011
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Bostick

I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue and I couldn't put it down.
12:38 Thu 04th Aug 20112 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 12:46 Thu 04th Aug 2011
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Knit 1, pearl 1.

Local police are hunting "the knitting needle maniac who has stabbed 8 people in the Yabbie in the last 48hrs. They believe that the attacker could be following some kind of pattern!...
19:00 Wed 03rd Aug 20114 answers, last by carrust 12:18 Thu 04th Aug 2011
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Thrust thrust squirt.

My mate has gone into hospital for an operation to cure his premature ejaculation. I rang to see how he was doing & the Staff Nurse said; "it's is still touch & go!"...
18:56 Wed 03rd Aug 20115 answers, last by Bobbisox 16:33 Thu 04th Aug 2011
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Velcro....

....What a RIP OFF!!!!!!!
09:32 Wed 27th Jul 20112 answers, last by Quizmonkey 10:02 Wed 27th Jul 2011
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Sofa bed.

Anybody know where I could purchase some fitted sheets for a sofa bed?
14:19 Fri 22nd Jul 20115 answers, last by bedlinendirect 10:09 Tue 30th Aug 2011
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15 love......

I've just got back from my mates funeral. He died after being struck on the head with a tennis ball.......It was a lovely service........
14:12 Fri 22nd Jul 20117 answers, last by housemouse 14:00 Sat 23rd Jul 2011
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Answer phone

I'm unavailable to answer my phone at the moment, so please leave a message and the News of the World will get back to you.
16:09 Thu 07th Jul 20114 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 20:25 Fri 08th Jul 2011
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Lost tool bar.

I seem to have lost my toolbar that runs on top my screen. How do i get it back? Could you please answer in non-computer language as I'm a bit of a technology Luddite.
14:04 Thu 07th Jul 201139 answers, last by heaacourt 16:40 Sun 10th Jul 2011
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Spagghetti....

My wife has packed her bags & left me because of my fetish for inserting pasta into her nether regions......I'm feeling Cannelloni right now..........
13:23 Thu 07th Jul 20111 answer, last by marval 15:27 Thu 07th Jul 2011
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Woof woof........

I tried that dogging with the wife last night. Never again..... By the time she'd finished parking the car everyone had buGGered off.........
13:20 Thu 07th Jul 20111 answer, last by marval 15:26 Thu 07th Jul 2011
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Car boot chapter 2

I put this in a month ago http://www.theanswerb.../Question1023091.html & finally got round to going to one. I took note of what people had said on the thread & girded my loins! What they said...
08:36 Wed 06th Jul 20113 answers, last by Quassia 14:15 Fri 08th Jul 2011
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What do you.....

Call a woman with one leg shorter than the other??? Eileen Dover.............
15:17 Tue 28th Jun 201125 answers, last by zabado 18:58 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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BB King

BBC4 8-00pm.....Enjoy.....
18:38 Fri 24th Jun 201115 answers, last by em10 19:30 Fri 24th Jun 2011
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Carl Denver

My urge to suddenly sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is just a whim away..........
19:25 Mon 20th Jun 20114 answers, last by evieirene 12:55 Tue 21st Jun 2011

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