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The missus....

....has just dug a hole in the back garden & filled it with water....she means well...
20:58 Wed 04th Jan 20124 answers, last by Baldric 12:23 Thu 05th Jan 2012
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Conjunctivitis.com.....

......That's a site for sore eyes......
19:53 Mon 02nd Jan 20124 answers, last by Baldric 15:17 Tue 03rd Jan 2012
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I've got a....

.....friend from Scandinavia who only likes obscure Beatles songs...Well, a Norwegian would.....
19:49 Mon 02nd Jan 20125 answers, last by waterboatman 07:11 Wed 04th Jan 2012
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I always.....

....put an 'S' on the end of words....Doctor says I've got pluralsy.....
19:46 Mon 02nd Jan 2012
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I wanted....

.....to be a robber in Mexico....but they've bandit.....
19:43 Mon 02nd Jan 20121 answer, last by Zhukov 19:46 Mon 02nd Jan 2012
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Someone has....

....left a large piece of plasticine in my kitchen.......I don't know what to make of it.......
21:06 Sun 01st Jan 201210 answers, last by missprim 01:30 Mon 02nd Jan 2012
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I see that.....

......the moving staircase debate is escalating............
19:55 Fri 30th Dec 20114 answers, last by heathfield 11:50 Mon 02nd Jan 2012
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I thought that.....

......Reuters were novelists from Birmingham..............
19:52 Fri 30th Dec 20117 answers, last by maggiebee 11:50 Mon 02nd Jan 2012
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Have you....

.....seen the new vetriloquist website? It's on Gubble-u, Gubble-u, Gubble-u, Got.
19:46 Fri 30th Dec 20116 answers, last by Avatar 12:28 Tue 03rd Jan 2012
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Match of the day 2

What's the name of the tune that's played when they do the round-up of the goals at the end of the prog? It's a sort of techno thingy.
10:55 Fri 23rd Dec 201113 answers, last by carrust 19:39 Fri 30th Dec 2011
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For sale!!!

Second hand G-string.....£20-00.......Kept in good nick.......
20:23 Mon 19th Dec 20114 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:24 Mon 19th Dec 2011
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For Sale!!!!

Broken quiz machine.....£20-00.......No questions asked...............
20:14 Mon 19th Dec 20113 answers, last by missprim 00:18 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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Gardening trauma.

I've just injured my eye weeding the herb garden! A branch flicked back into it causing it to bleed profusely. I am now parsley sighted...........
13:55 Wed 14th Dec 20114 answers, last by carrust 14:22 Wed 14th Dec 2011
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Calling all Liverpudlians

Scousers....Do you know there are only 11 shop-lifting days left to Christmas...
10:34 Tue 13th Dec 201139 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 17:11 Tue 13th Dec 2011
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Brokebank mountain.

1st gay cowboy....Yup 2nd gay cowboy....Yep...
14:19 Mon 12th Dec 201116 answers, last by notasyoungasiwas 16:12 Mon 12th Dec 2011
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Walkies

Today i bought myself some sensible walking boots and a rucksack and went to the peak District & walked 5 miles, stopped & sat on a stone wall and had a flask of coffee. Then I walked another...
09:57 Thu 08th Dec 20113 answers, last by notasyoungasiwas 16:56 Thu 08th Dec 2011
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Is this funny??

I phoned the police the other. "What's your emergency?" They asked. I said. "Two girls are fighting over me! "Ok" she paused. "Well what's the problem?" "The...
11:52 Fri 02nd Dec 20117 answers, last by jomifl 18:23 Fri 02nd Dec 2011
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Wormeries.

Looking for a birthday pressie for my daughter. Can anyone suggest a good quality one?...
12:16 Mon 28th Nov 20119 answers, last by sallyadams 18:16 Tue 29th Nov 2011
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Barbi

Sooty's invited me to a barbecue at his house... Think I'm going to have a Sweepstake.......
11:50 Mon 28th Nov 20114 answers, last by RATTER15 23:13 Mon 28th Nov 2011
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I'm a celeb get me out of here.

I'm sat here watching Fatima Whitbread taking a shower under a jungle waterfall, wearing a skimpy bikini. I'm thinking, "don't get an erection, don't get an erection...but she did.......
15:44 Fri 25th Nov 201113 answers, last by maggiebee 22:04 Fri 25th Nov 2011

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