The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A copper pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, sir. You're obviously drunk" The wasted wino...
Sir my Laurel hedge has started to die off,it is twenty years old and has been kept clipped down to five feet in height,last summer i saw ons plant start to turn yellow then brown this is now running...
I've finally managed to remove an old, damaged, pond (plastic, I think) from the garden. We want to replace it with another one, as we have a number of frogs who will be expecting to find some water...
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came from a generation when people didn't even talk about this kind of problem it took a long time for...
As the mother-in-law tucked into dinner at our place, she noticed our dog at her feet wagging his tail. "Oh bless, is he pleased to see me?" she giggled. "No, don't mind him" I said. "It's because...
Can anyone help me with identifying a word that means: when the focus is diverted from an issue of major significance to a more trivial issue to mask the fact that the main issue is more serious. The...
Answering machine message, "I am not available right now, But thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your...
Its finally stoped raining here, after days and days of the wretched stuff, and many fields are under water, rivers overflowing etc etc. What has happened to all the rabbits that lived in those fields...
The soil in my borders are in need of a few plants. I am wondering as the soil is quite waterlogged are there any plants who like alot of water.
Thanks...
These are amazing!
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my dog can't stand having his nails clipped. I only have to approach him with the clippers in my hand and he runs a mile. His nails are getting too long now. How do I clip them? No way I'm paying a...
Hello. I need to pick your gardening brains. My mum would like some pretty or unusual climbing plants or shrubbery to go in front of a new fence she is getting. She is replacing old fence and having...
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city’s stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not...