An elderly man answered a knock at the door, and the caller said, "I'm collecting on behalf of the save our swimming pool calpain and all donations will be greatly received. The elderly man said... ...
My grandson loves the jokes of this form... Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head? A: Jack I have several but you get the idea, looking for ones I don't know.
Yesterday MrSmow was up in his office upstairs on an important video call,& I was doing various bits downstairs. Opened back patio doors slightly for a bit of fresh air , then walked to front... ...
I was having a drink in the mermaid inn last night, when I overheard a woman say "I like to lay on the beach, myself but my other half likes to be in the sea"
Just heard this claim on TV and find it hard to believe. I live in a cul de sac of 28 houses, all with good gardens some up to a third of an acre. We are the only veg growers. So, was this claim... ...
I'm not sure what to be looking for - I've seen a few options like this https://icanlawn.com/shade-supreme-lawn and this https://www.lawnsmith.co.uk/shadygreen-lawn-grass-seed , how do I know what... ...
I have managed to drop a raspberry down a new cream jumper - it had to be cream. 😱 Like a fool a tried to sponge it off with a spot of washing up liquid which has not shifted it, any suggestions... ...
I was driving late one night about 2am & i saw a bird in the road, but i didnt know it was a bird until it suddenly flew away as it was a dark colour, it was night, & theres no street lamps on... ...
My sister, and I were planting some tomatoes. She said that we should cover the bottom of the pots with rock. I guess it helps the water filter better I guess. So we went to the river with two 5... ...
We are having them for dinner today, made by our butcher. Probably the last until autumn. I remember Mr Brains faggots advertised a lot on the TV years ago, always thought the name unfortunate. ... ...
