A long-term inmate at a mental home was made a trusty as he didn't appear to be a danger and he was put to work in the kitchens. One day he had a complete mental breakdown and sexually assaulted the...
Sent to me today by email. Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken wall at 10 Downing Street; one from London, another from Bristol, and the third from Liverpool. They go with a government...
I have noticed over the past few weeks that there are hardly any jokes printed on AB that I have not heard before many many times or even worse ones that were posted only a few days before being...
A teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is...
Three Irishmen were working on a high-rise building project - Paddy, Mick and Dec. Dec falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Mick says, 'Someone should go and tell...
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did...
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of quid for a dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted...
A young man goes to Confession and the Father says "What are your sins my son?" And the youth answers "well, I think I'm gay." And the priest asks "What makes you think you're...
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and...
One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah, I want you to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, anything you want after all you're the boss". But God interrupts,...
A rich man and a poor man were talking about the presents they bought their wives for their birthdays. The rich man said "I bought her a diamond ring and a Mercedes, If she doesn't like the ring...
i was trying to think of some titles to tell the kids. Seems they are just as funny to a nine year kid today as they were forty years ago! I could only remember: Rusty Bedsprings by I P Nightly Angry...
A guy takes a girl out on a date she is in a wheel chair as she lost both legs in an accident. They have a great time and at the end they decide to have sex. How are we going to manage it ? asks the...
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle,...
Have you seen how I have just been silenced by the PC mob. ummmmmm. I replied to you but they have whiped it out. They do not know who they are dealing with because they are truly going to be...
I am sorry that that every day I enter into this web page to try and and find a joke that makes me, at least, chuckle. There are some that are truly indeed funny but most make me question if it is...
