Well as it seems to be the 'in thing' at the mo I've just booked a session with the hypnotherapist to stop smoking.
It had better be good as it's costing me the price of 400 fags....
Could Dotty or anyone who has a premium ancestry membership have a look for Lewis for me please. He was born 1890 in York but is not on the 1911 census. There are loads of entries regarding war...
Wife comes home early from work and finds hubby having a w**k in the kitchen. She rushes over and gives him the b j of his life. After it he says "We haven't had sex for six months and suddenly...
I've just painted my wellies silver and out them outside the door.
Let's see how many kiddywinks knock if they think Gary Glitter lives here...................
My laptop has started powering off and it won't re-boot. When I'm on my laptop the power suddenly goes so it switches off. When I try and re-start it the power comes on then seconds later goes off...
Any ideas please. I'm trying to find a family in the 1911 census with the surname Christodolo living in Cardiff. I have found one of their children, but only because he is staying with his grandmother...
A couple of times in the last 2 weeks, I've had problems re-booting my Toshiba laptop. I quite often get IE8 freezing and this is usually solved by restarting the PC but twice recently it won't...
I just took a leaflet out of my letterbox informing me that I can have sex at 75.
I'm so happy because I live at 62 so it's not far to walk home afterwards...............
The daughter came round yesterday and introduced the latest victim (new boyfriend) who seemed a nice enough chap. She came round again tonight and I said "I'm sorry but you'll have to give Mark...
Chilean miner making love to his wife for the first time since being rescued...... "Can we switch the lights off?" "Of course honey" "Can I take you from behind?"...
Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on ebay?
I made a bid for a Mickey Mouse outfit and now I'm 6 minutes away from owning Liverpool football club :-(...
The man at the bar looked into his pint and sighed heavily. "What's up Dave?" asked the landlord, "it's not like you to be so down in the mouth" "It's my four year old son,...