I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself...................................... ‘that guy's...
Now come on I shouldn't be posting this........... I've just had a sausage roll, large slice of apple pie and ice cream, followed by a bag of Maltesers...............I now feel sick! Anybody...
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River Thames in London. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me....
Can someone with a full subscription take a look at a migration record for me please. It's for a George W Curtis who left from Liverpool on 23/4/1909 on board the Mauretania bound for New York. I'd...
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, 'Who are you,...
Has anyone got a full subscription to findmypast or any other site which would have details of the following marriage...... Henry Nutt married 1883 in South Africa to Matilda J ? Henry was in the army...
Every time I open a new AB page using IE I get a message across the bottom of the screen saying " Internet Explorer has modified this page to help prevent cross-site scripting. " To get rid...
I'm trying to find out details of parents and siblings for a George Albert Grisdale. 1911 census George is shown as being born 1869 in Manchester and is a Fish Hawker living in Scarborough, also at...
My Freeview box used to show the programme guide for the day, now it only shows the current and next programme for each channel.............is this right or how can I alter it.
What's the worst, or best thing you've ever impulse bought? Today I went to the Co-op and because it was on offer I bought a litre of whisky and a large trifle............I only went in for a packet...
I got a new stick deodorant today.
The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely....