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I phoned the police the other day, the operator said "What's the emergency?" I said "There's two girls fighting over me" "Okay" she said "Well what's the...
01:26 Tue 29th Nov 20115 answers, last by Baldric 11:19 Wed 30th Nov 2011
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Fly me to the moon............

The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night, and I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you" she said, then she got all excited, unzipped my trousers, and gave...
01:20 Tue 29th Nov 20114 answers, last by craft1948 12:10 Tue 29th Nov 2011
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Well that was a let down

..so as to speak. No help on the underwear front either.................
23:21 Fri 25th Nov 201116 answers, last by sara3 23:28 Fri 25th Nov 2011
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So the world's going to end in 7 days time.............

..............but only you know this. There's nothing you can do to change this fact so what would you do? a) Tell everybody b) Max out your credit card c) Shoot next door's cat d) Make sure your...
12:54 Fri 25th Nov 201144 answers, last by Euphemia 20:19 Fri 25th Nov 2011
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Lottery House

This is the house I intend to buy when I win the lottery this weekend............what would your dream house be like? http://www.rightmove....roperty-31554376.html...
14:44 Thu 24th Nov 201199 answers, last by karenmac60 21:32 Thu 24th Nov 2011
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Urgent

Urgent message to all ginger ladies. Don't have a brazilian.................... it looks like a fish finger....
21:32 Mon 21st Nov 201119 answers, last by trt 17:04 Thu 01st Dec 2011
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Samsung.............I don't think so!

I have a problem with my all-in-one PC and rang the Samsung support team. They took the details, asked me to email proof of purchase to them, and then ring back in 3 hours and they will make...
16:25 Thu 17th Nov 201113 answers, last by craft1948 15:55 Fri 18th Nov 2011
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The morality test

I've tried this and it's very interesting. You have to register and it does take a bit of time....... https://www.bbc.co.uk...experiments/morality/ This was part of my result... "Your high sense...
15:32 Thu 17th Nov 201118 answers, last by China Doll 20:07 Thu 17th Nov 2011
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Screen problems

I keep getting thin bands of lines, usually blue, going across my screen.......any ideas?
21:49 Tue 15th Nov 20119 answers, last by craft1948 22:15 Tue 15th Nov 2011
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New neighbour

New neighbour moved in last week (renting the bungalow next door) and we haven't spoken as yet. Got up this morning to find someone had put a bag full of rubbish in my bin which was out for...
13:46 Tue 15th Nov 201137 answers, last by trt 02:52 Wed 16th Nov 2011
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Outlook Express

Today for some reason a login box for my email (Outlook) keeps appearing asking me to login. I never log out and this has never happened before, I just keep closing the request box and it disappears....
15:28 Sat 12th Nov 201112 answers, last by tiggerblue10 15:50 Sat 12th Nov 2011
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1911 census

Has anyone else noticed that on the 1911 census the last column on the original sheets has been blanked out. As this was where you entered details of " Deformities, Blindness, Lunacy" etc...
18:57 Fri 11th Nov 20114 answers, last by lyall 15:30 Wed 16th Nov 2011
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Rosemary West

Who else thinks Space Cadet looks like Rose West?
23:28 Thu 10th Nov 201123 answers, last by Space-Cadet 23:44 Thu 10th Nov 2011
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Short survey

Just been stopped in the street by a lady conducting a survey. She asked me what I knew about dwarves. I said......................................... ..... very little....
14:45 Tue 08th Nov 20112 answers, last by chelle7272 16:06 Tue 08th Nov 2011
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Mischief Night

Good thing or bad?
12:03 Fri 04th Nov 201128 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 18:55 Fri 04th Nov 2011
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Corrie............

Jeremy Sheffield is joining the street as the new love interest of Becky..........thank you God.
14:16 Thu 03rd Nov 201118 answers, last by chelle7272 14:00 Fri 04th Nov 2011
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I am definitely going to cry..............

The dog has just come in run round the room and the kitchen and run out again...................spraying dog poo as he ran.
15:26 Wed 02nd Nov 201146 answers, last by craft1948 16:46 Wed 02nd Nov 2011
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They laughed at Harper Beckham

...............so what do you think to Lourdes Gerrard? Is it because Liverpool need a miracle?...
23:50 Tue 01st Nov 201141 answers, last by redman41 13:20 Wed 02nd Nov 2011
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Oh dear.............

When the missus left I was a bit down and lonely...............but I pulled myself together and since then I've got a dog, bought a new bike, shagged two women, and blown a grand on drink and...
22:06 Fri 14th Oct 201111 answers, last by billandhiscat 13:27 Sat 15th Oct 2011
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I'm going to hibernate................

1. Last Friday night the central heating pump packed up........£35 to fix it. 2. Last night I put my back out....I'm now wearing a rather attractive heat pad. 3. This morning I noticed the glass...
23:24 Mon 10th Oct 201120 answers, last by Old_Geezer 10:43 Tue 11th Oct 2011

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